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Basketballer100

1. Basketballer100
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   June 4, 2013 9:26pm UTC
   I would like to thank the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
   
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2. Basketballer100
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   May 31, 2013 5:22pm UTC
   If it's in the 90's you shouldn't expect me to go to school. It's just not right.
   
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3. Basketballer100
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   May 14, 2013 8:46pm UTC
   My problem is that I bring enough food to share, and then I don't.
   
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4. Basketballer100
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   April 24, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   Ever notice that apple computers have a trash, and windows computers have recycling bins? These are the sort of weird things that I notice...
   
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5. Basketballer100
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   April 13, 2013 6:14pm UTC
   In Canada for the week!
   
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6. Basketballer100
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   April 12, 2013 1:35pm UTC
   Me? Sarcastic? Never
   
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7. Basketballer100
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   March 8, 2013 7:55pm UTC
   What do you do with a sick chemist?
   Well you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
   
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8. Basketballer100
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   March 8, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   I used to think I was crazy, then I realized everyone else could see the glitter too.
   
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9. Basketballer100
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   March 6, 2013 5:30pm UTC
   Miss two math classes. Feel like you've traveled 500 years into the future.
   
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10. Basketballer100
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    February 16, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive that is youer than you.
    
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11. Basketballer100
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    February 15, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    I'm choking you from a distance. Choking you!
    
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12. Basketballer100
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    February 14, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    I'm not in a party. I am a party
    - Kid president
    
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13. Basketballer100
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    February 14, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid
    
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14. Basketballer100
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    February 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Whatever doesn't kill me better start running
    
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15. Basketballer100
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    February 14, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Life is the art of drawing without an eraser
    
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16. Basketballer100
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    February 12, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
    
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17. Basketballer100
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    February 12, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
    
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18. Basketballer100
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    February 12, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Be faithful to what exists within yourself.
    
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19. Basketballer100
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    February 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    Believe you can and you're halfway there.
    
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20. Basketballer100
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    February 12, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    When I was younger I thought that there were little tiny people inside of traffic lights. And that they somehow controlled when the lights would change.
    
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