Alarm: *goes off* Me: *sleeps* My mam: Neasa get up. Me: *sleeps* My brother: *Pokes me hard* Me: *sleeps* Dad: *decides to play Van Morrison CDs really loud* Me: *sleeps* Hurricane: *Blows tiles off house* Me: *sleeps* Rhinos: *charge down door* Me: *sleeps* Alpacalypse: *happens* Me: *sleeps* One sock: *falls off* Me: Who has disturbed my slumber?
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