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Me: *in school*
Me: *sees best friend's sister*
Me: HEY JIJI!
Jiji: I don't know you! *starts to run*
Me: pshht, you know me!
Me: hey, I want to give you that lotion for your rash!
Me: *starts chasin her* I'VE GOT THE LOTION FOR YOUR RASH!
Me: YOUR RASH!
Me: YOUR RASH!
Me: YOU HAVE A RASH!
People in the hall: O.o

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