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  1. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2015 9:26pm UTC
    Oh, you are my one and only, you can wrap your fingers round my thumb and hold me tight and you'll be alright.

  2. «uzilla09»* «uzilla09»*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2015 10:25pm UTC
    "i nearly poked IT..because of STUPIDITY!!!!

  3. Shooting_Star* Shooting_Star*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 8:29am UTC
    사랑해요 애모!! ^^

  4. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2015 11:23am UTC

    Rob the jewelry store and
    tell 'em make me a grill
    She said "smile fo me daddy"
    What you lookin' at?
    "I wanna see your grill"
    You wanna see my what?
    Ya, ya grill, ya, ya, ya grill
    Had a whole top diamonds
    and da bottom rows' gold
    Cookiedoughformats

  5. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2015 7:45pm UTC
    Thank you for reminding me what butterflies
    feel like

  6. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2015 5:01pm UTC
    Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

  7. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2015 3:31pm UTC
    Be about me. But also about your money. And your family. And your dreams. I don't wanna be your whole world, just your favourite part.

  8. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2015 5:58pm UTC
    Fück
    I wanna see you.
    and hug you.
    and kiss you.
    and make you smile.
    and make you laugh.
    and just like on the sofa next to you.
    and then just fall asleep beside you.
    it'd be nice.

  9. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 2:17pm UTC
     
     
    I'm a girl.
    I will put my freezing feet on you, take all the covers and use you as a pillow.
     

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 4:19pm UTC
    omg who remembers bringmetheeric!!!!!

  11. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    1. Are you in a relationship?
    no
    2. What shoes are you wearing?
    none.
    3. Song you are listening to?
    tv
    4. Are you happy?
    eh
    5. Last time you were really mad?
    last week
    6. Do you want anyone?
    yes
    7. Does anyone want you?
    hhaa, who knows
    8. Want someone who doesn't want you?
    idk..
    9. Last time you were kissed/who?
    never been kissed so..
    10. Next time you will kiss that same person?
    ..
    11. Married or want to get married?
    want to get married
    12. Have kids or want to have kids?
    want to have kids
    13. Next time you are going out?
    tomorrow maybe
    14. Who with?
    family
    15. Last time you were complimented?
    the other day...
    16. Last compliment you gave?
    you're so cute
    17. Think you're attractive?
    lol..no
    18. Who was your last email from?
    ask
    19. Last Text?
    good
    20. Miss anyone?
    no
    21. Anyone miss you?
    idk
    22. Want to or like to be single?
    like to be but not in a rush i guess
    23. What would you change in your life?
    a few things
    24. Who would you want to be?
    mm...

  12. riddles riddles
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2014 11:45am UTC
    Alright! Time for another riddle!
    Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son.
    Who is the man?
    hint: It may look hard but read carefully!
    GOOD LUCK PEEPS! (WITTIANS) :P :D

  13. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2014 4:59pm UTC
    23 Promises All Men Should Be Able To Make To Their Girlfriends
    1. I promise that when we binge watch shows on Netflix, I won’t skip ahead.
    2. Okay, I might skip ahead, but I’ll never spoil anything for you and I’ll act surprised at the good parts.
    3. I promise to keep my phone screen face up and without a password, because I don’t have anything to hide.
    4. I promise to show you off, whether it means bringing you around my friends & co-workers, or posting our pictures on Instagram.
    5. I promise to continue doing the things I did to win your heart, well after you’re mine.
    6. I promise I will never treat you like a cliche. I will never expect you to do anything just because you’re a “woman.” Those tropes are bullsh💩t anyway.
    7. I promise that every time we fight, I’ll order us make-up pizza.
    8. I promise I will remember your coffee order and, when you drink too much whiskey the night before, I’ll bring you your coffee bedside… even if I’m hungover, too.
    9. I promise we won’t fall into tired old routines and that I will look for new and interesting ways to keep our relationship fun.
    10. I promise I will fight for you and when I say I’m committed, you won’t have to worry about whether or not I mean it. I will make it important to earn and keep your trust.
    11. Marilyn Monroe was wrong but I promise I won’t stop caring about you when you’re at your worst and I’ll always work to bring out your best. Everybody needs to be cared for AND pushed.
    12. I will call when I say I’m going to call. I will ask you to let me know that you’ve gotten home safe. I will reply to your texts cause I’d want you to reply to mine. My phone game is strong.
    13. I promise to let the past be the past. I will not ask about your ex and I will not talk about mine unless you ask.
    14. I promise that even when you fall out with your friends I will not bad-mouth them, because we both know it’s probably temporary. They were here before me. Respect.
    15. I promise to spend enough time downtown if you know what I mean…
    16. I promise to treat our relationship like it’s our relationship, that it’s private, that it’s between you and I. I won’t let the world spoil it or dictate it. I’ll understand that it’s you and I together.
    17. I promise not to judge you for how long you take to say “stop” when I’m pouring your glass of wine.
    18. I promise I will order you a side of fries, not because I wouldn’t want to share my fries with you, but because I know you, girl, and those fries are what we came to this restaurant for.
    19. I promise I will not just tolerate your family, but I will make an effort to know your parents, your siblings, your cousins, because anyone that is important to you has to be amazing and I want to know them, too.
    20. Fried chicken. I will make it and you will eat and love it. Also vodka tonics because my vodka tonic game is strong. Nearly as strong as my phone game.
    21. I promise I will do everything I can to not be a “typical guy.” I’m as bored with those stereotypes as you are.
    22. I promise if you’re sick, I will go to that Italian restaurant you like and pick up some soup for you and I won’t even be annoyed when you tell me you feel awful a hundred times a day. I know you feel awful, I’ve been sick, too.
    23. I promise to like your Instagram photo when it’s at nine, and it looks all messy because you see NINE different usernames, and a tenth will make it say, simply, ’10 likes’ — because I know these little things matter.

  14. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 12:52pm UTC
    Dare To Tell
    What type of day are you having?
    alright
    Was there anyone who "made your day"?
    ashton
    Are you liking how you look today?
    eh
    Do you have anyone crushing on you?
    celebrity wise?
    Have you ever eaten a bug?
    no
    Are you vegeterian?
    no
    When was the last time you kissed someone?
    havent kissed anybody
    Have you ever had something stuck between your teeth, but no one decided to tell you?
    i don't think so
    Are you a mother or a father?
    no
    When was your last paycheck?
    I don't have a job
    How many pets do you have?
    one
    What kind of toothpaste do you use?
    Colgate
    Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
    no
    What was the last gift someone gave you?
    ring from my nan on my birthday
    Do you appreciate that person?
    yes
    Are you on any type of drugs?
    medacation
    Are you in love?
    yes
    Have you ever been in love?
    yes
    Do you even believe in love?
    yes
    How many things are you really thinking about right now?
    3
    did you talk to anyone you didn't like today?
    no
    Do you like picnics?
    its alright
    Have you finished school yet?
    i'm at college so..
    What is/was your worst subject?
    maths
    What's your father's middle name?
    John
    Are you American?
    nope
    Who are you voting for?
    idk
    Do you like Obama?
    yea
    Was his name even worth capitalizing?
    Yeah
    What kind of mood are you in?
    i'm good
    Are you waiting for anything?
    a follow from calum hood
    Are you going to bed after this?
    no
    Have you ever watched fahrenheit 9/11?
    nope
    Where were you september 11. 2001?
    i was at home
    What book are you currently reading?
    Nothing
    What song did you last listen to?
    little white lies - one direction
    What movie is in your DVD player?
    i don;t have a dvd player..
    How many windows are open in your computer?
    3
    Are you a very stressed out person?
    can be
    How old is your mom?
    50
    Has your mom ever been on television or in the paper?
    not that i am aware of
    Are you single?
    yes
    Do you have a beach house?
    No
    Where do you live?
    jersey
    Did you honestly miss Melrose place?
    What?
    Do you ever watch Bold and the beautiful?
    nope
    Do you sometimes watch the news?
    yeah
    Have you ever seen a UFO?
    Nope
    Do you believe in aliens?
    ermm..idk
    you like Jerry Springer?
    yeah
    Have you ever been to world trade center?
    Nope
    What is your favorite magazine?
    mizz
    How many times have you gone to a foreign country?
    france about 3 times
    When will you next go on a plane?
    idk
    When did you last go on a plane?
    years ago
    Do you watch football sundays?
    no
    Do you read Perez Hilton?
    Nope
    What are your thoughts on Disney Channel?
    used to be much better
    Have you taken all the cool quizzes on ?
    no, but i will
    Do you like Techno?
    yeah...
    Do you like Dr.Phil?
    Yeah,
    Do you like Oprah?
    tbh i;ve never watched her
    Do you ever want to get married?yes What is your favorite country?
    Canada. New Zealand fave island
    Do you like animals?
    yes
    Do you like High school musical?
    who doesnt!
    Are the Jonas brothers cute?
    yeah
    Do you have an ipod?
    no, gave it to my brother, i just use my phone
    Do you watch TV a lot?
    not as much as i used to
    Are you afraid of the dark? no

  15. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 8:34am UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    I Am Quite Excited.
    I Am Getting Asked To Homecoming By Someone
    But My Best Friend Said It's Majorly Cute
    I Told Her To Shut Up And Not Tell Me
    So I'm just waiting for it /.\ I might cry of happiness

  16. StyllLovesYou* StyllLovesYou*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 5:04pm UTC
    For once I'm actually happy.

  17. StyllLovesYou* StyllLovesYou*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 7:14pm UTC
    You wouldnt get it.
    its our thing

  18. Forever Hers* Forever Hers*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    They Say True Love
    Can Happen at any unexpected moment

  19. *Princess JoJo* *Princess JoJo*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 1:18pm UTC
    That moment when you see the fridge filled up
    **Best Day Ever**

  20. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 11:54am UTC
    Let's play the "Who the hell are you?" game :
    Name: Stephanie
    Age: 17
    Height: 5'2or 5'3
    Relationship status:Single
    Birthday: Aug 18th
    Favorite color: Blue.
    Favorite bands: Well... One Direction(I know people don't count them as a band) 5sos and the vamps and lots more proably..
    Favorite movie: Love Actually
    Last movie watched: The Lego Movie
    Favorite book: not sure
    Last book read:Tiny bit of the hunger games
    # of siblings: 1
    # of pets: 1 bird, few fishes
    Best school subject: English.
    Mac or PC? PC
    Cell phone type: iPhone
    Current shirt color: White
    Gamer? not really tbh
    Day or night? Night
    Summer or winter? Winter
    Most-visited website? twitter
    Celebrity crushes: One Direction, 5sos, The Vamps, Dylan Everett, Taylor Glockner, Colin Ford, Tom Daley, George Sampson.. oka, i have lots...
    uh this quiz isn't mine if that needs saying; i got it from kclove5

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