Embarrasing Quotes

ilovemybestfriendmike_610
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June 28, 2014 2:05am UTC

marry your best friend. i do not say that lightly. really. truly find the strongest, happiest, friendship in the person you fall in love with. someone who speaks highly of you. someone you can laugh with, the kind of laughs that make youre belly ache, and your nose snort. the embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. wit is important. life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love and madness combine and course through you. a love that will never dilute -- even when that waters get deep and dark.

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Crazy girl*
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June 6, 2014 3:52pm UTC

looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back a month ago: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing

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Crazy girl*
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June 6, 2014 3:45pm UTC

That embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you.

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DestinyCaribou
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April 19, 2014 6:04pm UTC

if you ever feel ashamed of yourself just remember that today i was taking my little cousin to a store and he saw a group of muslim women in burquas and said "LOOK, IT'S A GROUP OF NINJAS!"

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heartofgold
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October 12, 2013 9:16am UTC

*cringes at old quotes*

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:48pm UTC

its so embarrassing when school starts and everyone has a tan or
sunburn because they’ve spent their summer outdoors and
doing things and i’m still as pasty as january because i spent 3
months in my room

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Marian*
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August 9, 2013 10:16pm UTC

The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.

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ThatMomentWhen*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 10:40pm UTC

That Awkward Moment ...
When your at a public place and your
fav song is on really loud, so you sing
along very loud
and it weirdly freezes and everyone
hears you...
Teenagevoicesquote #13

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BlackRoses *
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August 2, 2013 8:54pm UTC

When I was learning Spanish I was just like “Oh my God I´m so good at this”
But then I went to Mexico and I went to a restaurant and started to speaking in Spanish and the waitress was just like “What are you saying?”
I´m not speaking Spanish again in my life it´s very difficult… but I really like Mexico

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Delusionalpieceofdust *
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July 29, 2013 9:21pm UTC

Yesterday, I went to Barnes & Nobles to buy John Green's collection and when I went to pay, my mom started taking me pictures. It was embarrasing cause the chasier was a cute lad. I was like 'wuuuut, please don't', and for some reason I apologized to the guy. Long story short, mothers are dangerous with cameras and smartphones too.

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doublesidedice
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May 18, 2013 4:32pm UTC

I have a party later today.
Watch me scr.w something up.
I'm gonna end up embarrassing myself so bad :/

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ImTheGirlxx
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May 4, 2013 6:13pm UTC

So today I was at a fast-food with my besties and one of them asked for a tissue and I was like "is there any toilet paper" and the owner was like:"We use tissues,not toilet paper"
I am still so embarrased.Like wtf Im a weird potato my friends are probably so embarrased of me.
What is wrong with me???

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WhathePotato
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April 27, 2013 8:31pm UTC

That akward moment when someone
sits on your only pencil,
they don't notice,
and you need it.

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iluvyousomuch
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 2:49pm UTC

My Dad Waking Me Up This Morning:
dad: ok so i was driving with my friend yesterday and he was playing songs from his ipod
me: mmmmmhmmmmm
dad: and this song came on-what`s the one about shopping...uhh...
me: thrift shop?
dad: yeah-who`s it by?
me: mackelmore an-
dad: yeah,mackelroy
me: *facepalm*
dad: but he had the uncensored version
me: oh dear lord
dad: mackelroy`s a bad boy
me: who are you

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
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February 7, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Me: *in school*
Me: *sees best friend's sister*
Me: HEY JIJI!
Jiji: I don't know you! *starts to run*
Me: pshht, you know me!
Me: hey, I want to give you that lotion for your rash!
Me: *starts chasin her* I'VE GOT THE LOTION FOR YOUR RASH!
Me: YOUR RASH!
Me: YOUR RASH!
Me: YOU HAVE A RASH!
People in the hall: O.o

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Annonymous*
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February 1, 2013 12:07pm UTC

'You break, you buy it.'
Hell no! If I break it, I'll slowly leave it there and fade away.

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