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My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?!
Me: No.
Dad: WHAT?!
Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL
Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it?
Me: My team didn't make it and I have better things to do
Dad: So what are you watching?
Me: High School Musical
Dad: Aren't you a little old for that?
Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron sing and dance.
Me: He's hot.
Dad: Yeah, he is.
Me: Dude, you're old.
Me: And married..
Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him. I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me.
Me: Sure.
Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay
Me: No!
Me: Get out, you are not my father.
Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot stuff.
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
You are so weird and I'm missing the game. Buh-bye. *Walks out*
Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin' hot. Ask your mom
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My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE

614 faves · 13 comments · Feb 3, 2013 8:47pm

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wittyquotesgurl · 1 decade ago
Lol my dad is like that too. He says he gets all of the girls back in the day. >.>
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xoxjillxox101 · 1 decade ago
I was watching HSM too! Lol my friend was like "how old are you? And why are you watching HSM" ..people these days just don't understand.....
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Musicc99 · 1 decade ago
How can you not watch the superbowl
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
Hahahah, your daaddy seems cool. When beyonce was preforming, my dad was like "shes hot" and my sister was like "I know right" and my mims facial expression was like "this isnt the shiiet I signed up for" lawl, it was funny
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hottywithabody · 1 decade ago
If I said that my dad would have a heart attack
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hockeyprincess11 · 1 decade ago
lol your dad is funny; my daddy is too (: the whole smokin hot thing still goes for my dad to other people.. so many of my friends and other people's moms say how hot he is... bad things about having a young father:/
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Can we swap father's? Thanks ^,^
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Daanniieellee · 1 decade ago
Why can't my dad be that cool???
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ThatWeirdGirl* · 1 decade ago
Ha I was watching it too:)
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Kelseykitty* · 1 decade ago
what team do you like?
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hghp1d · 1 decade ago
I was watching high school musical too and everyone in my house thought I had a serious problem
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rachelhershey19 · 1 decade ago
omg samee!!!
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Loveis20 · 1 decade ago
Lol, your dad is funny. :)
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