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Member Since: 30 May 2012 08:10pm

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  1. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 6:11pm EDT
    *Today in homeroom.*
    *Two guys arguing*
    Teacher: Alright! Stop fighting!
    Guy 1: We're not fighting! We're using words. Verbally.
    Guy 2: Yeah, like the cold war! (We're studying that in Social Studies.)
    Guy 3: Hey. I bet my nuke is bigger than yours. ;)
    Guy 2: Yeah, well my missle can wrap all the way around the world. Twice.
    Teacher: *Facepalm.*

  2. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 10:04pm EDT
    I hate what this world has been turned into.
    You used to beable to go outside, and not worry about getting mugged, or shot.
    Now, you run a marathon for charity, and some idiot tries to blow everyone up.
    I can't even begin to describe how disgusted I am.
    Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Boston.

  3. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 12:28am EDT
    give :) me :) attitude :) one :) more :) time :) and :) see :) what :) happens :)

  4. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 3:08pm EDT
    What if I just started licking the dentists
    fingers while they were in my mouth

  5. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 12:33pm EDT
    Once upon a time, I went on Wtty's Top Quotes section,
    and the quotes were actually good.

  6. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 12:07pm EDT
    Whoever thinks sitting in a church makes you a Christain,
    must also think that sitting in a garage makes you a car.

  7. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:04am EDT
    Harry: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.
    Hermione: What's that?
    Harry: That even though we've got a fight ahead of us,
    we've got one thing Voldemort doesn't have.
    Ron: Yeah?
    Harry: Something worth fighting for.
    -Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix-

  8. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 10:18am EDT
    The ideal man does not smoke,
    Does not drink,
    Does not do drugs,
    Does not exist.....

  9. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:54pm EST
    So today I was in Social Studies, and this guy next to me
    was wearing shorts. He started stroking his hairy leg, and I
    finally asked what he was doing. He replied with,
    "I'm petting my cat."
    "You wanna pet him?"
    TrueStory.

  10. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:53pm EST
    Just like dust, we settle in this town.
    On this broken, merry go round.

  11. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 10:26pm EST
    Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I just sit down and let the water run over my head like I'm in some sort of hot waterfall.

  12. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:01am EST
    Hey Macklemore!
    Can we go thriftshopping?

  13. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:10pm EST
    Love is patient,
    Love is kind,
    Love means slowly losing your mind.

  14. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:00pm EST
    Superman is to kryptonite,
    as I am to stairs.

  15. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 8:12pm EDT
    Mitt Romney is someone who would try to make "fetch" happen.
    Like, no. Stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen.

  16. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:54pm EDT
    That completley awkward moment ,
    when you're at a football game with your bestfriend,
    and you're talking about how gorgeous your crush looks in his uniform,
    and then you realize at the end of the game,
    that the two people sitting next to you,
    were his parents.

  17. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 8:49am EDT
    Todays my 14th birthday.
    I wish I'd stop growing up.
    I finally understand why Peter Pan never wanted to grow up.

  18. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:42pm EDT
    That awkward moment when you're sitting next to your crush at lunch, and his bestfriend starts making fun of him, and calls him a girl, and then you say, "Well, if you're a girl, then I must be a lesbian," without realizing what you just said. Then they both stare at you awkwardly...

  19. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:40pm EDT
    I was listening to the radio, and "S&M" came on, by Rihanna. When the song was over, Ryan Seacrest said,
    "Woahh, And that was 50 Shades of
    Rihanna. ;)
    Now heres Neon Trees with Everybody Talks....

  20. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:35pm EDT
    Dad: Go see if it's still sprinkling. I want to do a bonfire later.
    Me: But it's too cold outside.......FOR ANGELS TO FLYYYYY.
    Dad: What.

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