*Today in homeroom.* *Two guys arguing* Teacher: Alright! Stop fighting! Guy 1: We're not fighting! We're using words. Verbally. Guy 2: Yeah, like the cold war! (We're studying that in Social Studies.) Guy 3: Hey. I bet my nuke is bigger than yours. ;) Guy 2: Yeah, well my missle can wrap all the way around the world. Twice. Teacher: *Facepalm.*
I hate what this world has been turned into. You used to beable to go outside, and not worry about getting mugged, or shot. Now, you run a marathon for charity, and some idiot tries to blow everyone up. I can't even begin to describe how disgusted I am. Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Boston.
Harry: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me. Hermione: What's that? Harry: That even though we've got a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing Voldemort doesn't have. Ron: Yeah? Harry: Something worth fighting for. -Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix-
So today I was in Social Studies, and this guy next to me was wearing shorts. He started stroking his hairy leg, and I finally asked what he was doing. He replied with, "I'm petting my cat." "You wanna pet him?" TrueStory.
That completley awkward moment , when you're at a football game with your bestfriend, and you're talking about how gorgeous your crush looks in his uniform, and then you realize at the end of the game, that the two people sitting next to you, were his parents.
That awkward moment when you're sitting next to your crush at lunch, and his bestfriend starts making fun of him, and calls him a girl, and then you say, "Well, if you're a girl, then I must be a lesbian," without realizing what you just said. Then they both stare at you awkwardly...