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jubibu

Status: DAN HOWELL IS MY BOYFRIEND YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

Member Since: 28 Aug 2012 10:56am

Last Seen: 30 Mar 2013 01:32pm

Gender: F

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Jill
Im weird. I love YOUTUBERS
You know whos perfect? Dont read the first word because its Daniel Howell

TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Byeee

jubibu
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 10:59am UTC

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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jubibu
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March 16, 2013 10:56am UTC

friends: you need a boyfriend omg
me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one

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jubibu
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February 7, 2013 5:44pm UTC

The word
School has two o's
and
the word Holocaust also
has two o's
WAKE UP AMERICA!

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jubibu
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February 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Person:UGH!IHATE VALENTINES DAY! #foreveralone
Me: I LOVE valentines day! #valentinescandyonsale #morefood

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jubibu
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February 7, 2013 4:09pm UTC

OMG.
So in school I was waiting in front of like this door waiting for the teacher to like open the doors and this one guy.. he was like
Guy: Ugh let me inside
then he attempted to like literally HUMP the door
Person: You really want to get in there
and then the teacher walked up.
HE WAS TRYING TO H U M P A DOOR. CAN WE LET THIS SINK IN
I AM 1203920490329% done.

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jubibu
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February 5, 2013 8:06pm UTC

If anyone needs help at sucking at everything I can help you

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jubibu
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February 2, 2013 8:39am UTC

Is there a way i can transfer schools before monday ughhhhh please

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jubibu
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February 1, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Its Ironic
I When I need someone to talk to, or im in a good mood, no one talks to me or cares.
But when im crying and i really dont want people to notice me, everyones like 'OMG ARE YOU OK'
"I care about you because your my friend" Like what the actual f/ck i dont want to taLK TO YOU NOW
GOD I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY. Good thing its friday :/

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jubibu
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February 1, 2013 3:52pm UTC

today was a really bad day. so i just started crying in class after the teacher asked me to present me project she thought it was because i was scared but i wasnt i was just really sad so now she thinks im nuts and like hates me also i had to go to the counseler ugh

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jubibu
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January 31, 2013 4:06pm UTC

Well its almost valentines day.... I can almost smell the roses im not going to get

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January 31, 2013 7:48am UTC

Mom: Can I use your laptop? I just have to check something
Me: Logs out of all websites
Me: deletes all history
Me: Double checks
Me: Um... Ok you can go on now
Me: looks over her shoulder the whole time

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jubibu
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January 26, 2013 9:55pm UTC

OMG
My new books
The perks of being a wallflower and the fault in our stars are here
I am so happy I can't even

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jubibu
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January 25, 2013 8:32pm UTC

I might as well get some cats and call it quits

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January 24, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Me: MOM HELP MY BOYFRIEND FELL DOWN AND HE'S NOT GETTING UP
Mom: B/tch shut up and pick up your poster

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January 23, 2013 7:14pm UTC

On Facebook
Person: You'll always be fat
Me: You're as cold as the ice cream Im about to eat.

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jubibu
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January 23, 2013 6:59pm UTC

f/ck!! guys today i have swim practice WHY DID MY PARENTS FORCE ME INTO THIS IM GOING TO CRY NOW
bye im going to go feel ugly and sad
I hate swim practice :'[

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jubibu
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January 23, 2013 8:05am UTC

On facebook
Me: :(
Person: Turn that frown upside down!
Me ):

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January 23, 2013 7:49am UTC

Me at school
me: *walking*
Girl one: *talking to girl two*
Me: OMG ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ME
me: I KNEW I SHOULDNTVE WORE THESE JEANS, THEY MAKE ME LOOK FAT
Me: ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOW UGLY I AM
ME: OMG I SHOULDVE STAYED HOME
how i feel everyday ugh i hate school

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jubibu
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January 23, 2013 7:41am UTC

NO MICROSOFT WORD IM PRETTY SURE I KNOW HOW TO SPELL MY NAME THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION THOUGH

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 8:41pm UTC

Me: *Looking for a valentines gift*
Me: *Sigh* Its so hard to shop for myself

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