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Husband: "What do you fear the most?"

Wife: "I fear that you will meet someone else. That she'll be able to provide eternal happiness and effortless beauty, which I could not match. That I'll be left all alone, sheltered from everything and everyone around me. What about you? What do you fear the most?"

Husband: "Bears."


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309 faves · 12 comments · Jan 14, 2013 3:59pm

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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
haha
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Fuzzybird2 · 1 decade ago
I read that in readers digest!
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
DEM BEARS BE TROLLIN
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WeAreTheBoys · 1 decade ago
theyey hatin'
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
PAtrollin' dem bears tryna catch me ridin' dirtaay.
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
DA BEARS
Lol it reminded me of that <.<
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hockeyprincess11 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAH. Started off all serious and then "Bears."
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asianninjanerdsrule · 1 decade ago
MIKE BIRBIGLIA.
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dooosh · 1 decade ago
oh no you dint
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WeAreTheBoys · 1 decade ago
YUP, I DID
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Getupandgo · 1 decade ago
absolute troll
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WeAreTheBoys · 1 decade ago
why aye
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