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Fuzzybird2

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Member Since: 26 Apr 2012 09:51am

Last Seen: 2 Nov 2015 02:25pm

Gender: F

user id: 295187

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JENNIFER AND SAM GET OFF MY PAGE
  1. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    I found out making eye contact with a guy isn't as attractive as I thought.
    He looked at me pretty weird when I tried to put my eye on him....

  2. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    This is my first quote in 6 months.
    I like being back :)

  3. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:01am UTC
    Corrupt as it is,
    welcome to my life.

  4. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 9:16am UTC
    Dear god,
    when you made people....
    why didn't you make them nice?

  5. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 11:07am UTC
    I have been on witty for two years.
    Checked it every day.
    Made two accounts
    Cried when I forgot my password.
    And I less than 100 followers.
    I've never had a top quote.
    And I STILL don't know what steve looks like.
    I'm leaving, guys.
    Unless you feel like changing my mind.

  6. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 11:01am UTC
    Look out Warner Brothers,
    Finding Nemo is gonna have a sequel.
    Yes. Disney still exists.

  7. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 10:58am UTC
    Things that tick me off # 2
    You.
    follow me. I follow back :)

  8. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 10:50am UTC
    The only thing to fear is fear itself.
    *highlight*
    and spiders :/

  9. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 10:44am UTC
    Things that tick me off # 1
    When guys have better eyelashes than me
    Series?

  10. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 10:36am UTC
    Behind every ' just kidding'
    There is a little truth.....
    Behind every ' no offence'
    There is a little pain....

  11. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  12. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    Weather forecast for tonight:
    Dark.

  13. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:25am UTC
    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Im afraid of widths.

  14. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:23am UTC
    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
    She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

  15. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:21am UTC
    My teacher: Sydney, actually doing your homework never killed anyone.
    Me: Then why chance it?
    -_-

  16. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:18am UTC
    A word to the wise isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.

  17. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:09am UTC
    When its time to shave:
    Wow. My legs look like Tarzan could come swinging through at any moment.

  18. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 10:56am UTC
    Sunday nights*
    Mom: What time is it?
    Me: the last minute...
    Mom: what are you doing?
    Me: my homework...

  19. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    Muffins are just ugly cupcakes....

  20. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    *texting loraine*
    Loraine: TURN ON THE TV!!!!!
    Me: what?
    Loraine: TURN IT ON NOW!
    Me: Wait! what? ok..
    Me: HOLY CRAP... DANCING HAMSTERS....
    Loraine: yeah buddy

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