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EpicMusician

1. EpicMusician
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2013 6:56pm UTC
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ
   This link goes to psy's new music video/ song "Gentleman."
   Psy spends 50% of the video messing with random asain women and children
   He spends the other 50% talking about sexx, trying to have sexx, and talking about how wet he is.
   I am so ashamed of our society.
   
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2. EpicMusician
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 12:07pm UTC
   I have a question, Bruno Mars.
   How would you know her eyes were open
   unless yours were, too?
   
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3. EpicMusician
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2013 4:53pm UTC
   Preparing for a Quiz
   Me (on the practice test for math homework): OMG I got 100%!!! If this is all the same stuff that's gonna be on the test, I'M ACTUALLY GONNA GET AN A!!!!
   Me (next day on the math test): What is this Big F on my quiz?
   My Math Teacher:...
   Me: It must mean FANTASTIC!!!
   
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4. EpicMusician
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2012 4:00pm UTC
   I'll love you
   until
   the day after forever
   Beautiful Chaos by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl <3
   Comment if you've read the series, or even part of it. Also comment your favorite chracter!
   Good job to you awesome and epic people who can actually read this! HAHA!
   
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5. EpicMusician
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   December 16, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   Doing Math Homework
   Me: *looks at homework* the heck is this?
   Me: *googles it* ooooohhhh okay I get it!
   Me: *tries it* What the heck? 71.92470284836482? That is definetly wrong!
   Me: *sits and thinks for a minute*
   Homework: Lol!
   Me: Screw this, I'll just ask my friends for the answer!
   
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6. EpicMusician
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   December 15, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   Hanging with my Friends and Crush <3
   Crush: *keeps checking his phone*
   Me: What are you doing?
   Crush: Oh, I keep waiting for you to text me... it makes sense that you didn't, you're kinda right here...
   Me: *smiles like an idiot*
   
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7. EpicMusician
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   December 13, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   In Math Class...
   Teacher: Alright, so now you take this triangle, and try to find the orthocenter... *keeps talking in math language.*
   Me: *Stands up, walks over to a corner, sits down facing the corner, starts sobbing, and repeatedly beats head against corner* WHHHHHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!
   
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8. EpicMusician
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   December 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   Getting Ice Cream
   Other girl: Can I have one scoop of fat free vanilla ice cream?
   Me: Can I have a large chocolate ice cream on a cone with gummy bears, Reese's, Hot fudge, caramel, kit kat, twix, and oh maybe I should get that in a cup.... Yeah. I'll have all that in a cup.
   Other girl: *stares at me like I'm going to be so fat and I'm insane*
   Me: *ignoring stare* Do you need me to write that down?
   
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9. EpicMusician
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   December 9, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   THAT IMVU COMMERCIAL THAT SAYS
   "HOT or NOT"
   with lots of cleavage showing
   and their lips making duck face
   and all the stuff we would make fun of if these characters were real
   And I'm thinking...
   "Is sluutty and option?"
   
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10. EpicMusician
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    "These were the moments that kept you going.
    When you looked up into the sky and cried, 'Why?' sometimes the sky shrugged. Yet other times it answered with the warm assurance of linked hands.
    'Sorry,' it whispered on the wind. 'Sorry for all the pain and lonliness and disappointment. But there is this, too.'
    It was enough.
    pg. 176, Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
    
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11. EpicMusician
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Book Quotes
    "Why do girls always feel like they have to apologize for giving an opinion or taking up space in the world?"
    pg. 157, Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
    
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12. EpicMusician
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Book Quotes
    "So I slap on a smile and pretend everything's alright, even though it's not."
    pg. 150, Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
    
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13. EpicMusician
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    November 29, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Book Quotes
    "Like the bulrush shoots, shame and fear could be woven into a plaiting of surprising strength."
    pg. 125, Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
    
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14. EpicMusician
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Book Quotes
    "Because there's nothing wrong with you... that can't be fixed."
    pg. 37, Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
    
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15. EpicMusician
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    November 27, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Book Quotes
    "'...God doesn't make mistakes.'"
    pg. 19, Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
    
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16. EpicMusician
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Book Quotes
    "A lady's quick thinking can save a bad situation."
    pg. 16, Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
    
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17. EpicMusician
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Book Quotes
    "It was just another challenge to be met, another challenge to win."
    Pg. 15, Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
    
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18. EpicMusician
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    November 14, 2012 5:53pm UTC
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19. EpicMusician
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    November 7, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA EXPLODE!
    I have so many projects. I can't keep track of them all. I bought one of those mini calendar things, just so I don't get behind.
    My mouth is killing me! I have all this orthodontic work in my mouth, I can't chew anything! I am constantly hungry, I never have enough time to finish eating.
    I am underweight. The fact that I can't chew much and obviously I'm not getting enough food isn't helping. !!!
    I still haven't gotten my period either, witty. I... I don't want to have blood coming out of my vaagina, but I feel like a little kid. It makes me feel insecure about myself. My doctor basically said I'm never going to have my period unless I gain weight.
    My chest is almost flat. I feel so awkward, when even people who don't deserve to have a big chest have boobs, and I just have almost nothing.
    I'm feeling so stressed. I don't know what to do about anything... I don't have time to even think about anything!!! I have so much schoolwork!
    Please, Lord, help me. I'm gonna go CRAZY!!!
    
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20. EpicMusician
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    No I can't spell it out for you
    And No, it's never gonna be that simple
    
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