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If You're Going to Black Friday:
1. Arm yourself with pepper spray. Lot's of it.
2. Watch for security guards.
3. A black belt in karate might help you.
4. If you see another person that wants an item that you want, run as fast as you can to the item and scream, " IT'S MINE! BACK OFF, YOU HOBO'S! "
5. Be stealthy. Be smart.

May the odds be ever in your favor.
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If You're Going to Black Friday: 1. Arm yourself with pepper

203 faves · 19 comments · Nov 22, 2012 11:32pm

glitter162*

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paramoreforever · 1 decade ago
Oooh I'm a blackbelt in karate!
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
You will have a good advantage then! lol
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chickennuggets123 · 1 decade ago
My mom thought i was gonna get trampled to death so she didn't bring me lol
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
LOL! :)
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Bonjour_Ica · 1 decade ago
whats black friday lol?
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Harley91594 · 1 decade ago
Just to clarify on glitter162's comment, it's the Friday after Thanksgiving, not just any Friday.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Oh, thank you! I forgot to add that part!
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Harley91594 · 1 decade ago
No problem!
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
It's a day were EVERY single store in the United States has a big sale on Friday, and people go NUTS over good deals when their shopping! LOL
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Bonjour_Ica · 1 decade ago
Mummm! Were Moving To America!
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Sabina* · 1 decade ago
i just push , i say "oprah is here go look"
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
LOL :)
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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
QUICK! GRAB ALL THE TVS BEFORE THE SHOOTINGS BEGIN
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
LOL :)
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JadaTooGorgeous · 1 decade ago
Ohh I think I can handle that
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JadaTooGorgeous · 1 decade ago
Ha . Right I was planning on going but I don't know are u going ?
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
No I'm not, we are busy that day! And its not that bad, its just that a few stores get a little crazy! I went one year, and it was just like a normal shopping day, maybe a bit more crowded, but otherwise okay.
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
I don't have school tomorrow so Im going :D
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
May the odds be ever in your favor! ;)
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