Heey.! (: I'm Kelsie!. I'm 16, sophomore && in track. I am 5'10 and no I don't play volleyball, basketball or anything else simular to hitting and/or dribbling balls. (: I like to draw, sing, && read. Music is my only escape. I'm addicted to Witty, Instagram, && really anything besides homework, school, && drugs. (; I am a single pringle ♥ I Like meeting new people. So..(: Follow me on: Instagram- Kelsielee15 or kelsieeeleee && Witty. (: I follow back.! :D I also have a Kik messanger- kelsielee16 So don't be afraid to kik me (;
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October 22, 2013 5:25pm UTC
How normal girls flirt: "You're so cute. What's your name?" How I flirt: "I have eight cats." *meow*
What if Crazy Steve killed Drake and Josh and their family, kidnapped Megan, moved to a different city, forced her to call herself Carly, pretended he was her older brother, and renamed himself to Spencer?
*English class* Teacher: Everyone- Kid: Else in the room can see it! Teacher: What? Kid: Makes you beautiful!! Teacher: Stop- Kid: The tape and rewind!! And if you walk away I know I'll fade!! Teacher: If- Kid: I'm Louder!! Would you see me!! Teacher: ....... Kid: ...... Teacher: Get out- Kid: Get out, get out, get out of my head!! Teacher: ...... The funniest thing about all of this is this kid never talks.
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know? Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied. Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there. Me: We cool? Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub. Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some-you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown. Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful. Me: So...can I get out now? Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here. Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay? Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening. If only it was that easy..
Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life? Popular girl: My boyfriends arms. Teacher: Awww Class: Awww World: Awww Me: My fridge. Teacher: Class: World: Popular girl: Me: Awwww.
Sister: Guess what Kelsie! Me: What? Sister: I have a boyfriend! Me: But you're 11.. Sister: And you're 16.... Besides at least I have someone to love, what do you have? That stupid fly? *Fly hits light multipletimes* Me: Hey! I have a cat that loves me! *looks at my cat* You love me right? Cat: *hisses then walks out of my room* Sister: *laughs* Me: True story.
*Spanish class* Me: So our test isn't next Wednesday but next next Wednesday? Teacher: Yes, our test isn't next next Wednesday but next next Wednesday after that. Me: Ok. Wait, what? Teacher: What? Me: Huh? Teahcer: Who? Me: I'm confused. Teacher: Why? Me: Because, you said next next Wednesday isn't the test.. So when is it? Teacher: Next next Wednesday after that.. Me: Seriously? Teacher: *laughs* Me: So it's in three weeks on a Wednesday? Teacher: No Kelsie.. On Wednesdays...we wear pink. Class: *laughs* Me: Oh my gosh. *Bell rings* Teacher: Oops, sorry Kelsie, the bell rang.. times up for questions.
*Watching Easy A* Olive's parents: No dating. Olive: I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face. Me: Hahahahahahahahahah Me: Hahahahahahaha.......... Me: Hahahahah.................... Me: Hahah............................ Me: Ha.................................. Me: Sounds like me.. Me: