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Kelsie15

  1. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    At Home:
    I'm so lonely I want someone to cuddle me!
    In Public:
    Everyone stay away from me, oh my god.

  2. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Ashley: Well aren't you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in psycho!
    Me: Yep.
    Guy friend: You are literally too stupid to insult.
    Me: Thank you.

  3. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    *le Spanish class*
    Teacher: Kelsie! Is that a phone I see in your hand?
    Me: *raises hand with gum pack* Oh, you mean thi-
    Teacher: *yells* FREEZE! HANDS IN THE AIR!
    Me: *puts hands in the air*
    Teacher: Now.. wave them around like you just don't care!
    Me: *looks at him weird, waves hands*
    Teacher: YOU CARED A LITTLE BIT!
    Me: No, I swear I didn't care!
    Teacher: LIES!
    True story.

  4. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    My Talents:
    Speed texting
    Procrastinating
    Sarcasm
    && eating

  5. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    So my english teacher got an iPhone yesterday and today she asked me how to delete apps..
    once the apps started to shake my teacher grabed her phone
    and said, "OMG Kelsie! You scared them!"
    Best teacher ever.

  6. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight.
    Normal Teenager: Awesome, I could sneak out and do illegal things.
    Me: Awesome, I can stay on the computer a few hours longer then normal.

  7. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    So, a few weeks ago there was a new girl... and her shirt said
    "hi, i'm awkward."
    She is now my best friend..
    And I barrow her shirt... a lot.

  8. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    When ever I'm sad I watch this video...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hpIh1k4Jr4
    Then everything gets better...

  9. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Mom: Kelsie time to get up and get ready for school.
    Me: I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.
    Mom:

  10. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    So today I was sitting in class and the guy behind me was singing:
    "Hey I just bit you,
    because I'm crazy.
    So call the doctor,
    because you have rabies."
    Best parody ever.

  11. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Summer:
    Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker.
    Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder.
    Music gets louder. Nights get longer.
    Life gets better.

  12. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    You breathe oxygen?
    We have so much in common.

  13. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Friend: Don't worry you'll find someone.
    *A month later*
    *A year later*
    *5 years later*
    Me: LOOK AT THOSE CATS!!!

  14. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    I never run with scissors.
    Those last two words were unnecessary.

  15. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    *Random text from dad*
    Dad: Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward.
    Me: Huh?
    Dad: Cause that's how I roll.

  16. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Teacher: Hello class, I am your new teacher. Can I get everyone who thinks they are dumb to stand up?
    Class:
    Student: *stands up*
    Teacher: Oh. Why do you think your dumb?
    Student: I don't.... I just didn't want you to stand alone
    Class: *jaws drop*
    Teacher: *jaw drops*

  17. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    I r@pe the refresh button when my wi-fi is being stupid.

  18. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    The quiet scares me because it screams the truth.

  19. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Last day of school
    Other people: OMG Im gonna miss all of you so much.
    Me: Adios b!tchachos.

  20. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Me: Mom did you buy cream cheese?
    Mom: Yes
    Me: And crackers?
    Mom: No I guess we are crackalakin lol
    Me: Mom stop.

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