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Kelsie15
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February 19, 2013 6:40pm UTC

All my friends are in relationships and I'm like:
"I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder."

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Kelsie15
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February 15, 2013 8:55pm UTC

http://www.foodporn.net/page/2/
You're Welcome.

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Kelsie15
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February 15, 2013 7:08pm UTC

suicide
A rusty razor on my bed ,
millions of memories flash through my head ,
I take a deep breath and count to ten ,
I fold up the letter and set down my pen ,
I grab my razor and begin to cry ,
because I know I’m ‘bout to die ,
I take my last breath ; trying to be calm ,
I look down and see the razor in my palm ,
I count to three and dig it in ,
I just commited the deadliest sin ,
I carve the words ” Now I’m Free ” ,
as I watch blood pour out of me ,
my vision begins to fade ,
nothing now is clear as day ,
I now don’t know know what I’ve done ,
and just like that ; I’m gone .

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Kelsie15
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February 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

And I let the voices in my head win once more.

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Kelsie15
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February 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC

My mind during an Exam
Me: We never covered this section
Me: That guy over there.. Is CA-UTE!
Me: I knew I should have read the book.
Me: Soon this will all be over
Me: THIS WON'T BE OVER!
Me: Hmm, maybe I can ask the teacher for an extra day to study.
Me: You idiot.
Me: PANIC ATTACK!
Me: Dear fire alarm,
I would love it if you could go off like right now.
Love,
Kelsie
Me: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe..
Me: So, whens vacation?

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Kelsie15
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February 12, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything to get to second...
Baseball, Baseball, he thinks he's gonna score.
If you let him go all the way, then you are a...
Hor...ticulture studies flowers. Geology studies rocks,
The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his...
Cockroaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs.
Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of...
Jug...glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck.
All guys realy want to do is - forget it, no such luck.

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Kelsie15
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February 12, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Back in the day,
Trix cereal used to be little fruit shapes. Now they're just round and boring...
What if they're still fruit shaped, but I just can't see them because I'm a silly adult rabbit and Trix are for kids?!?!

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Kelsie15
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February 11, 2013 8:31pm UTC

16 years of being alone on Valentine's Day!
Let's see how long I can keep this up.

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Kelsie15
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February 11, 2013 8:00pm UTC

Me: *drives through yellow light*
Police: *pulls me over*
Me: *rolls down window*
Police: And you're safe! *walks back to car and drives off*
Me: *laughs till I cry*

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Kelsie15
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February 10, 2013 11:24pm UTC

An essay over World War II.
Ain't nobody got time for that.

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Kelsie15
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February 10, 2013 1:02pm UTC

Mom: You have a meeting from 2-4 then another one from
6-8 so make sure your chorse are done.
Sister: I have homework too, though.
Me: Ain't nobody got time for that.

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Kelsie15
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February 10, 2013 12:34am UTC

Thanks to Barack, I'm Barok.

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Kelsie15
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February 8, 2013 4:39pm UTC

How to fall asleep faster:
Decorate your bedroom
to look like a classroom.

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Kelsie15
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February 7, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Me: Guess what Ashley.
Ashley: What?
Me: Food doesn't get stuck in my braces, because guess what I don't have any.
Ashley:
Me: Guess what.
Ashley: What?
Me: *bites into apple* I don't have to cut up my apple, because I don't have braces.
Ashley:
Me: Guess what.
Ashley: OMG WHAT?
Me: I love you....
Ashley: Why? Because you don't have braces?
Me: No. Because YOU don't have braces.
Ashley: *face palm*

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Kelsie15
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February 6, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Aladdin:
There's a scene in "Aladdin" where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes "so 3rd century." However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was like. This means that "Aladdin" actually takes place in the future, in at least 10,300 A.D. The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it. How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc?

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Kelsie15
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February 6, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Toy Story:
Andy's parents are divorcing
-You never see the dad
-They are moving (to a smaller house)
-The mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Buzz box
-Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures
-They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorces)

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Kelsie15
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February 6, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Guess What
!
No.
More.
Braces.

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Kelsie15
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February 5, 2013 8:55pm UTC

*In car*
Sister: *points at deaf children sign* *yells* Deaf child!
Dad: *yells and frantically looks around* Where!?
Me: *laughs*

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Kelsie15
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February 5, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Mom: Go do your homework.
Me: I don't have any.
Mom: Go make your own.

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Kelsie15
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February 5, 2013 6:38pm UTC

*Austin texting me at 4am*
Austin: You should wake up
Austin: And talk to me
Austin: Because I'm waaaaayyy more important than sleep
Austin: You know you wannnt toooo
Austin: I hope your ringer is on really loud and this is pi$$ing you off
Austin: BEEP
Austin: BEEP
Austin: BEEP
Austin: BEEP
Austin: BEEP
Austin: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: OH MY GOSH
Austin: Success
Me: I hate you.
Austin: Oh, well. I'm tired. Good night :)
Me: *throws phone across room*

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