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Kelsie15

Status: I'm such a food whore.

Member Since: 23 Jul 2011 08:14pm

Last Seen: 9 Jan 2015 09:00pm

Birthday: September 9

Location: No current location

Gender: F

user id: 198555

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Thank you for stoppin by. (:

Heey.! (: I'm Kelsie!. I'm 16, sophomore && in track. I am 5'10 and no I don't play volleyball, basketball or anything else simular to hitting and/or dribbling balls. (: I like to draw, sing, && read. Music is my only escape. I'm addicted to Witty, Instagram, && really anything besides homework, school, && drugs. (; I am a single pringle ♥ I Like meeting new people. So..(: Follow me on: Instagram- Kelsielee15 or kelsieeeleee && Witty. (: I follow back.! :D I also have a Kik messanger- kelsielee16 So don't be afraid to kik me (;

Kelsie15
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 5:25pm UTC

How normal girls flirt:
"You're so cute. What's your name?"
How I flirt:
"I have eight cats." *meow*

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 6:57pm UTC

My dad: We're going to CVS.
Me: But I look bad.
My dad: Okay.
Me: What if I see someone I know?
My dad: I'll just pretend not to know you.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:53pm UTC

No grandpa....
"Butt dial" and "Booty call"
Are not the same thing.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 11:00pm UTC

What if Crazy Steve killed Drake
and Josh and their family,
kidnapped Megan, moved to a
different city, forced her to call
herself Carly, pretended he was her
older brother, and renamed himself to
Spencer?

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 5:31pm UTC

Imagine how dark we'd
all be if the light from our
laptops could tan us...

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:39pm UTC

*English class*
Teacher: Everyone-
Kid: Else in the room can see it!
Teacher: What?
Kid: Makes you beautiful!!
Teacher: Stop-
Kid: The tape and rewind!! And if you walk away I know I'll fade!!
Teacher: If-
Kid: I'm Louder!! Would you see me!!
Teacher: .......
Kid: ......
Teacher: Get out-
Kid: Get out, get out, get out of my head!!
Teacher: ......
The funniest thing about all of this is this kid never talks.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 4:20pm UTC

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk
to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some-you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
If only it was that easy..

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular girl: My boyfriends arms.
Teacher: Awww
Class: Awww
World: Awww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular girl:
Me: Awwww.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 4:09pm UTC

*In Spanish*
Teacher: What does la salud mean in english?
Random kid: Salad.
Teacher: Umm, no.
Me: *sneezes*
Teacher: SALAD!
Me: No thanks. I already ate.
Class: *laughs*
True story.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 6:22pm UTC

*Babysitting Peyton*
Me: Peyton, can I change your diaper?
Peyton: No, can I poke your eye?
Hmmm.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 6:15pm UTC

If you bring forth what is within you,
what you bring forth will save you.
If you do not bring forth what is within you,
what you do not bring forth will destroy you.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Sister: Guess what Kelsie!
Me: What?
Sister: I have a boyfriend!
Me: But you're 11..
Sister: And you're 16.... Besides at least I have someone to love, what do you have? That stupid fly?
*Fly hits light multipletimes*
Me: Hey! I have a cat that loves me! *looks at my cat* You love me right?
Cat: *hisses then walks out of my room*
Sister: *laughs*
Me:
True story.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 11:54pm UTC

The word OK is a
sideways person.
Admit it....you turned your head.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 6:23pm UTC

My life is a blank paper and school is my box of crayons.
It's upto me to pick which colors to use,
and I'm choosing, "Shut-The-He11-Up Purple."

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:20pm UTC

*Lights flicker*
Friend: That stupid light needs to be fixed.
Me: THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!!

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 10:16pm UTC

Me: So I really mis-
Boyfriend: Shhhhhh
Me: Fine! I love you too as.shole!
Boyfriend: *laughs*

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 10:35pm UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp2ruZoxK8
You're welcome.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Dad: *texting and driving* It's hard to text and drive.
Me: That's probably why it's illegal..
Dad: *laughs* Shut up.
Me: Well..

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 4:44pm UTC

*Spanish class*
Me: So our test isn't next Wednesday but next next Wednesday?
Teacher: Yes, our test isn't next next Wednesday but next next Wednesday after that.
Me: Ok. Wait, what?
Teacher: What?
Me: Huh?
Teahcer: Who?
Me: I'm confused.
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because, you said next next Wednesday isn't the test.. So when is it?
Teacher: Next next Wednesday after that..
Me: Seriously?
Teacher: *laughs*
Me: So it's in three weeks on a Wednesday?
Teacher: No Kelsie.. On Wednesdays...we wear pink.
Class: *laughs*
Me: Oh my gosh.
*Bell rings*
Teacher: Oops, sorry Kelsie, the bell rang.. times up for questions.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 5:12pm UTC

*Watching Easy A*
Olive's parents: No dating.
Olive: I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahah
Me: Hahahahahahaha..........
Me: Hahahahah....................
Me: Hahah............................
Me: Ha..................................
Me: Sounds like me..
Me:

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