Sister: Guess what Kelsie!
Me: What?
Sister: I have a boyfriend!
Me: But you're 11..
Sister: And you're 16.... Besides at least I have someone to
love, what do you have? That stupid fly?
*Fly hits light multipletimes*
Me: Hey! I have a cat that loves me! *looks at my cat* You love
me right?
Cat: *hisses then walks out of my room*
Sister: *laughs*
Me:
True
story.