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Bonjour_Ica

1. Bonjour_Ica
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2013 7:13pm UTC
   “I AM UGLY and that’s a fact. Guys don’t add me on Facebook and like my pictures, they don’t ask for my number, I get 5 text a day, one from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there’s something for tomorrow. Guys don’t text me saying “Good morning beautiful.” or just even saying “Hi, whats up?” if I have any guy friends they’re one maybe two. You guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you’re always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. You guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i’m just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me it’s because they want me to give them something, or to call me bad names. I don’t have 120 likes on my profile picture, I’m scared of doing a party because I know I would’t have any guy friends to invite. Is it because I don’t let anyone know me? NO, it’s because I don’t look good. Why all the pretty girls out there are full of ‘guy friends’? don’t tell me because they’re the best people ever because it ain’t true. My teeth are not perfect, I don’t like my smile, I’m insecure, my eyes have nothing special, I don’t even have the perfect body, so don’t tell me I’m not ugly because I am.”
   not my quote, but describes me perfectly
   
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2. Bonjour_Ica
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   January 21, 2013 12:03pm UTC
   "Now im not a saint
   but im not a sinner
   now everythings cool as long as im getting thinner"
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3. Bonjour_Ica
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   January 20, 2013 10:18am UTC
   Hot or Not?
   What do people think they will achieve by 'publicly' embarrasing themselves and other people? I dont know who came up with the idea, but it kills me knowing that the new 'hype' is to judge people by their looks and broadcast it to hundreds of people. Imagine how you would feel if you went on facebook to find people saying how your not attractive, what if you were already self concious enough, and people decide to use this as a form of entertainment. Whoever does 'Hot or not' has now lost any respect I had for them.
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4. Bonjour_Ica
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   January 5, 2013 7:23pm UTC
   I Used To Be Indecisive
   but now im not sure.
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5. Bonjour_Ica
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   December 31, 2012 1:53pm UTC
   Harry, You know that girl Taylor?
   She followed your plane tonight.
   So, be careful because...
   she has a huge crush on you.
   She told me.
   She tells everybody.
   It's kind of cute, actually.
   She's like a little girl.
   She, like, tells all the paparazzi 'I think its love',
   "Mrs. Harry Styles."
   And she made this T-shirt that says
   "I heart Harry"
   and she wears it under all her clothes.
   *this is not meant to be offensive, or hate to Taylor in ANY way*
   
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6. Bonjour_Ica
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   December 6, 2012 1:58pm UTC
   A Small family could live off my thighs for like 10 weeks.
   
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7. Bonjour_Ica
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   December 6, 2012 1:55pm UTC
   Me: *buys a fandom shirt*
   Me: This will definately attract the attention of my soulmate.
   
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8. Bonjour_Ica
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   December 6, 2012 1:53pm UTC
   Shoutout to Zac Efron for never persuing a signing career after he left Disney
   
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9. Bonjour_Ica
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   December 6, 2012 1:48pm UTC
   Some Nights I stay up, staring at my laptop,
   Some Nights I don't sleep at all,
   Some Nights I'm glad that my dash is never ending,
   Some Nights I wish I could log off.
   But I still log on, I still see your post,
   Oh Lord I'm still not sure why i'm awake at four,
   What Do I Scroll For?
   What Do I Scroll For?
   Some Nights, I don't know, Any More.
   
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10. Bonjour_Ica
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    December 6, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    "Sh/ts going down"
    I whisper to myself as I flush the toilet.
    (i know its kind of crude but I found it funny)
    
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11. Bonjour_Ica
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    December 6, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Everytime I find a Youtube video with the comments disabled, I always wonder what sh/t went down.
    
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12. Bonjour_Ica
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    December 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Just saw a kid in skinny jeans and an 'obay' snapback get arrested.
    Must have been the fashion police.
    
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13. Bonjour_Ica
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    December 6, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Come With Me And You'll Be In A World Of Pure Procrastination.
    
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14. Bonjour_Ica
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    December 6, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    My Last Day Of School Before The Christmas Holidays Is December 21st. I Am Literally Gonna Be In School Until The Day I Die.
    
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15. Bonjour_Ica
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    December 6, 2012 1:28pm UTC
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16. Bonjour_Ica
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    December 6, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    My Ideal Date Would Be A Sweet One, Fresh-Picked and Sundried To Perfection.
    
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17. Bonjour_Ica
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    December 6, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Me: *born*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Uh,Sorry
    
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18. Bonjour_Ica
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    October 27, 2012 9:47am UTC
    It snowed today...
    its october.rr
    nmq/nmf
    
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19. Bonjour_Ica
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    October 26, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Whe n I laugh at something
    on the internet, i dont actually laugh, i just blow more air out of my nose than normal.
    
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20. Bonjour_Ica
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    October 14, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Im from England . . .
    ...and I was curious to find out what these American things are, so ill list them and could you please comment and tell me them?
    Homecoming
    Semester
    Bleachers
    Faucet
    Freshman
    Hickey
    Smore
    Sophomore
    and whats the difference between 'uptown' and 'downtown'
    thanks :)
    
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