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TODAY
My dad handed me a box,

looked me in the eye, 

and told me,

"In fifteen years,

the contents of this very box

will be the answer

to all your troubles." 


It was a package of Twinkies.
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TODAY My dad handed me a box, looked me in the eye, and told

40 faves · Nov 16, 2012 7:16pm

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