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  1. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    Is anyone else willing to die?
    Like, not in a suicide kind of way (but if you are, message me) but I kind of am really interested in what's behind the grave. I believe in ghosts, spirits, God, ect. and I myself have had some weird and freaky paranormal stuff happen after my grandad died and it was obviously signs of him. My mother and I took no time to waste to realize it was him. I just really want to know what heaven looks like, and how happy I will finally be. I'll have no worries. Death sounds so.... peaceful to me. You're laid to rest, no one can hurt you, you are in a place beyond imagination, and you'll finally get to know how your story ends. You get to see the people who you love and they've passed on, and once again join the family. Call me crazy, but i'm kind of excited to see what's past this one life. I believe that once you die, it's only the begginning of a whole new chapter in your life. Does anyone else feel the same?

  2. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    MY TUMBLR IS: partylikeitspromnight.tumblr.com

  3. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Follow for a follow on Tumblr!! I'll follow back and if you follow me!

  4. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 2:11am UTC
    So i'm going through my search history, and I guess if the police ever have to check my history, it will consist of them reading 'How short do you have to be to be considered a midget?' and 'What month does summer start in America?'
    My favorite one? 'Pictures of toe jam'

  5. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Okay, so i'm trying to think of a song but I can't remember the name. It was by someone like Shontelle or Keri Hilson, and it was her meeting a girl in the bathroom, and that girl was going to meet some guy somewhere. The singer tried to convince her not to go, but then they said a prayer together? It was a weird song, but I loved it. Can anyone think of the name?

  6. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    So this is kinda going to be a paragraph, but if you really cared you would read it. I really need help.
    Me and my best friend stopped talking about 3 or 4 years ago. I miss her and I wished we haden't stopped talking, but our families got tense so we would never hang out. My mom and her grandma talk when they see each other in stores or whatnot, but thats not the point. I still dream about her, not too frequently, but not like once every 4 months. Its always the same thing- we make up and then go back to being friends, and I keep saying over and over how happy I am that we became friends again. Then I wake up hating myself for dreaming about her again, and I think about it for the whole day. I never wanted us to stop talking, but now i'm really getting tired of the dreams. No, don't suggest that we should talk again because I never see her even though she lives a few houses down, and it would be WAYY too awkward to even start talking again. Any advice?

  7. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    H o w m u c h a r e y o u w o r t h ? ?
    Natural Hair Color:
    bald-$50 <-- for all the cancer patients, your beautiful
    Blonde - $15
    Black - $5
    Eye Color:
    Brown - $50
    Green - $75
    Blue $150
    Hazel $100
    Over 7′ - $200
    6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    Under 5'4 - $ 95
    50 to 56 - $175
    46 to 50 - $150
    41 to 45 - $125
    31 to 40 - $100
    26 to 30 - $75
    21 to 25 - $50
    19 to 20 - $25
    0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    Twins or more than twins - $750
    First Born - $320
    Only Child - $250
    second born - $150
    Middle child - $10
    Last born - $100
    third born - $550
    fourth born - $300
    fifth born - $400
    sixth born -$215
    I did like once - $400
    Only Holidays - $250
    Sometimes - $215
    YES - $200
    only weekends - $300
    Every other day - $50
    Once a day - $15
    I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
    No - $600
    Shoe Size:
    13+ - $300
    12 and a half to 13 - $250
    7 to 10 - $500
    11 to 12 - $400
    Under 7- $450
    Favorite Colors (two):
    Red - $600
    Black - $100
    Yellow - $475
    Brown - $300
    Purple - $225
    White - $400
    Aqua - $350
    Orange - $300
    Blue - $300
    Pink/Hot pink - $100
    Other - $500
    You cost: $6070

  8. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    [ ] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [ ] I have a tattoo.
    [] I wear glasses.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [ ] I have more than 1 piercing
    [ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [x] I have freckles.
    [x ] I've sworn at my parents.
    [ ] I've run away from home.
    [ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [x ] My actual parents are together.
    [ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [ ] I want to adopt someday.
    [x] I'm in school.
    [ ] I have a job.
    [] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I always do my homework.
    [ x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    [x] I've fallen in public.
    [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x} I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [x] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    [x ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [ ] I've broken a bone.
    [ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [ ] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [ ] I had a serious surgery.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [ ] I have/had asthma.
    [x] I've gotten lost in my town
    [x ] I've seen a shooting star.
    [ x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [ x] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [ ] I've been skydiving.
    [ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [x ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [ ] I've crashed a car.
    [ x] I've been skiing.
    [x ] I've been in a play.
    [x ] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [x ] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x ] I've rode in a taxi.
    [] I've eaten Sushi.
    [x ] I've been snowboarding.
    [ ] I've gone on a blind date.
    [] I miss someone right now.
    [ x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [ ] I've gotten divorced.
    [ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [ ] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [ ] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [ ] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [ ] I've snuck out of my house.
    [] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [ ] I've been suspended from school.
    [ ] I've consumed alcohol.
    [ ] I regularly drink.
    [ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [ ] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [x ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying.

  9. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    Parting my lips slightly, I leant in towards him, yielding to the soft strength of his kiss, that engulfed me, gaining in strength until I found herself wrapped up in him, body, heart and soul
    . I leaned back, and pulled a smile across my lips.
    "I guess I'll see you at school tomorrow." I spoke. It escaped from my lips quickly, but not desperatly.
    "See you tomorrow." He affirmed. I got out of the new shiny Aston Martin. It smelled of leather and car freshener. His parents were head of some CEO that I forgot the name of, but it was a sucessful buisness, so they had alot of money. Growing up as a kid, Ryder had the bounciest of bounciest trampolines, clearest underground pools, and most expensive cars. The cold, crisp air hugged my body tightly as the leaves crunched under my feet. I heard the crunching of pebbles under my feet as I walked up the walkway to my red front door that had a leafy, brown and crisp leaf wreath hanging apoun it for all to acknowledge the season of giving.
    "Where have you been?" My mother boomed indignantly. I dropped my messanger bag at the bottom of the staircase that crept along the wall going up the stairs, letting a few books and notebooks fall from their place in there.
    "I was with Ryder." I answered. She tapped her foot against the cold, tile flooring and it echoed through the foyer.
    "Why are you coming home at 11:30 at night?" She angrily looked at the clock, then back at me.
    "We were at the park." I justified. "And I forgot about curfew."
    "Go straight to bed. I don't want to hear a word out of your mouth, do you undertand young lady?" She scolded me. I walked up the stairs, making sure to mount each step with extra force, just to make her even more enraged. I climbed into bed after doing the homework I had from Friday afternoon, and felt the warmth of my blankets, welcoming me to the only place I could be myself, to be free. My dreams.
    Okay, so i'm writing a story about a good girl, dating a bad boy and her parents don't approve. I need to know if i'm good at the writing thing, because I usually just write to myself and not let others read (usually) I'm only 12 (don't worry, i'm not making anything else innapropriate in this story, other than the kiss so don't go scolding me) My English teacher likes the way I write, but I'm not sure if others will. I want to grow up to be a writer, and I really want to pursue that career later in life.

  10. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 1:09am UTC
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? I usually forget to take it off and my mom tells me not to.
    2. Do you like noodles? Sure
    3. Do you enjoy drama? depends
    4. Are you a girly girl? 50 percent of the time
    5. Small or large purses? none at all, but if I have to, small
    7. Are you short? No! TOO tall.
    8. Do you like somebody? Nope
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Not really.
    10. Do you like Halloween? LOVE IT! Fave holiday :)
    11. Are you double jointed? Nope, thank god its gross
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? At a rock concert? Oops.
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Not in the last 24 hrs.
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Yeah, that I like a certain kid, but its just between me and a few friends.
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Um.... not really, no.
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Tan
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Doesn't matter, both are cute
    3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? No, lol, forever alone, remember?
    4. Do you have a best friend? Yesss, more than one
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? No, lol
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? On my nose, but i'm too young and scared to actually get it
    7. Do you like your life? Helll no.
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yep.
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Emm, both equally
    10. How long have you had a facebook? I dont have one
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Lol, my brother yes, and by accident with friends
    12. What are your biggest fears? feet, not being accepted, having a mental illness, ect.
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? almost every night
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yesss
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? Uh, it depends on how much of a jerk they are.
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Alot
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Yes, and no. Yes because I want to be famous, and I want my current friends and enemies to see me at a higher standard than them, and no because the pressure of society on famous people is too great. They're being watched every second, and every little detail is "Big News"
    18. Are you currently missing someone? Yeah, my papa and favorite singer (Mitch Lucker)
    19: who are you texting right now? Lol, no one i'm lonely
    Cowboy or Gangster? cowboy, they're sweet and romantic to girls
    Face or Body? face
    Sweet or Sexy? Sweet
    Contacts or Glasses? glasses :3
    01. Eyeliner or Mascara? EYELINER
    02. Pink or black? pink
    03. Pumps or flats? flats
    04. Skirts or pants? pants
    05. Socks or leggings? socks
    06. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies
    07. Heels or sneakers? sneakers
    08. Straight or curly hair? curly.
    09. White or black? black
    10. Smoothies or lattes? latte
    11. Diet or regular sodas? regular, i'm allergic to diet soda.
    12. Water or daiquiris? water, I don't know what the other thing is. Alchohol i think?
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? They're like, almost litterally the same person....
    15. iPod or cell phone? phone
    16. Friends or family? family, because they'll love me no matter what
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Lip gloss
    18. Manicure or pedicures? manicure
    19. Tank tops or beaters? tank tops
    20. Big sunglasses or small? none, lol but if I had to pick, small
    21. Sunglasses or purses? purse
    IN A GUY ...
    Funny or Serious? Funny
    Romantic or Daredevil? both.
    Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Light <3
    Long Hair or Short Hair? short, or shaggy/not too long
    Curly Hair or Straight Hair? straight, or wavy
    Hockey Player or Football Player? Hockey player, since I play hockey, its my favortite sport, and i'm a huge hockey nerd

  11. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 12:58am UTC
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    November 4, 2012 12:46am UTC
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  13. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Age: 12 years old
    Height: 5'4-5'5
    Weight: 140-141 lbs
    I don't think i'm at a healthy weight. I don't have a muffin top, but i'm a little 'jiggly' on my stomach and i'll admit my thighs aren't stick thin. I want to lose about 20 lbs. Do you think I should, or lose 10 lbs? This isn't for attention, I just want to get to the weight my friends are because when they're all sharing their weight, I feel depressed. Thanks

  14. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    Can one person comment on my profile? I just need to vent, and I need advice.

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    September 25, 2012 11:29pm UTC
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    September 25, 2012 11:14pm UTC
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  17. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Hey guys, so if any of you like to read vampire love stories, and stuff like that, I have a quizilla account. I made an arranged marrige story, and I would love you to read it. If you have a quizilla, add me as a friend and rate my chapters. I have 9 chapters up already, and i'm adding more daily. Thankss!!

  18. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 12:07am UTC
    No one knows what its like.
    I feel like i'm always someone else's second choice.
    I feel like I don't have alot of friends.
    I feel like no one likes me, or everyone thinks i'm weird, annoying, un-cool, ect.
    I feel like i'm fat, ugly, stupid.
    I feel like i'm not good enough for anybody.
    I feel awful in my own skin.
    I can't confide in my parents or best friends, because I don't want them to know.
    Every night, I cry myself to sleep without my family knowing.
    I put on a smile on the outside, but on the inside i'm insecure and 24/7 feeling like i'm not good enough.
    I spend all my time on Witty and the internet because no one calls me and says "hey, wanna hang out?"
    The only people who care are my parents, and strangers on the internet.
    I haven't even told my parents how I feel. They think i'm the happiest person alive because of my fake smile.
    No one knows.
    No one knows what its like.

  19. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [] you have curly hair
    [] you're cheeky and flirty
    [] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you talk slowly
    [x] you're the youngest of your friends
    [] you love white Converse
    [x] your favorite food is tacos
    [x] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [] you love wearing blazers
    [x] you have an amazing voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [x] you have straight hair
    [x] you love to wear stripes
    [] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [x] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're the oldest of your friends
    [x] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [x] you love to sing
    [x] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [] you have amazing eyelashes
    [x] you have black or dark brown hair
    [x] you can be very quiet
    [] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [x] you have piercings (do earrings count?)
    [x] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [x] you love varsity jackets
    [x] you have great fashion senses
    [] you have a catch phrase
    [] you hate dancing
    [] you're vain
    [] you use hair products
    [] you like to rap
    [x] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [x] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
    [] you love wearing plaid
    [x] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [] you have a signature dance move
    [x] you love Disney films
    [x] you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [x] you have amazing hair (some people say)
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [x] you have rosy red cheeks
    [x] you love sneakers
    [x] you LOVE to eat food
    [x] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [x] you have blue eyes
    [] you have/have had braces
    [] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [] you hate Disney films
    [] you can do an Irish jig
    [x] you love Liam
    [x] you love to sing
    Harry: 5
    Louis: 6
    Liam: 6
    Niall: 9
    Most like Niall<3

  20. AmandaxXx AmandaxXx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:23am UTC
    Lol, I still have a clubpenguin, and the other night I begged my parents to renew my membership.
    What problem?


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