Last week my boyfriend dumped me because his 2 friends said that I was a sl*t and that I would cheat on him...I still like him and now he is trying to get back together with me and I know when he asks me out I will say yes I don't know what to do or who to tell HELP!
Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuen, I said oh Lord Jesus its a fire! Then I ran out I didn't grab no shoes or nothin Jesus! I RAN fa my life! And then the smoke got me I got bronchitis! AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
They say if you're bisexual, you're confused. If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're skinny you're on drugs. If you're fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up you're conceited. If you dress for comfort you're a slob. If you speak you're mind, you're a B****. If you don't say anything you're rude. If you are sweet to strangers, you are a fake. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you have male friends, you're a wh*re. If you have female friends, you're a player. You can't do anything without being labelled. We live in a society where people can't survive if they're not judging the next person...If you're proud of who you are and don't give two sh*ts about what anyone thinks...Share. - Johnny Depp posted this on facebook I thought it needed to be heard
Me: We should play are you nervous Friends: What is that? Me: It is this game where you put your hand farther and farther up their leg after every time you say "Are you nervous?" and they say "No" until they say they are nervous Friends: Sounds fun but how do you know about it? Me:...I play with my cat...
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Earth Let me tell you something about Apocalypse. We were best friends in 2011. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in the middle of the year, I started spreading this rumor about her ending me, and she was like, weirdly mad at me. Like, if I would say she was going to end me, she'd be like, "Well I'm going to terrorize people" And I'd be like, "Have fun with all of these new rumors im saying about you." So then, for New Years Eve I threw this huge party in NYC, I was like, "Apocalypse I can't invite you to my party because you might actually destroy me." I mean I couldn't have someone who actually wanted to destroy me at my party! There were going to be people there who wanted me to keep going! I mean, right? she wanted to DESTROY me. So then the Mayans got in on it and said that I would end in 2012 on December 21st, it was so retarded. And then Apocalypse is going insane because no one would listen to her stupid ideas, and she came back in the winter with all this rage and anger, and now I guess shes going to end me today or something. Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago mine
Your 7 names Your Real Name: Devlin Your "Gangsta" Name: (first 3 letters of real name plus dizzle) Devdizzle (makes no sense to me) Your Detective Name: (favorite color & favorite animal) Green Penguin Your Soap Opera Name: (middle name & street you live on, or vice versa) Ciara (keera) Mountain Ranch Your Superhero Name: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink) Purple Coke Your Goth Name: (black & the name of one of your pets) Black Henri nmq