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fizzyglowingrock13

1. fizzyglowingrock13
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 12:29am UTC
   Is the color orange named after the color or the fruit? if you even thought about that for 2 seconds you're dumber than I thought
   
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2. fizzyglowingrock13
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   April 26, 2013 12:25am UTC
   my mom has always said that if you dont have anything nice to say dont say it...my mom is stupid
   
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3. fizzyglowingrock13
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   April 2, 2013 11:56pm UTC
   Teacher: Why are you late???
   Me: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?!?!?!
   
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4. fizzyglowingrock13
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   March 29, 2013 3:39pm UTC
   I hate winter for one reason...
   THE TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS COLD!!!!
   
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5. fizzyglowingrock13
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   March 29, 2013 3:36pm UTC
   Last week my boyfriend dumped me because his 2 friends said that I was a sl*t and that I would cheat on him...I still like him and now he is trying to get back together with me and I know when he asks me out I will say yes I don't know what to do or who to tell HELP!
   
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6. fizzyglowingrock13
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   March 29, 2013 3:15pm UTC
   Zayn: Facebook won't let me be in a relationship with myself:'( </3
   
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7. fizzyglowingrock13
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   March 29, 2013 1:57pm UTC
   Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuen, I said oh Lord Jesus its a fire! Then I ran out I didn't grab no shoes or nothin Jesus! I RAN fa my life! And then the smoke got me I got bronchitis!
   AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
   
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8. fizzyglowingrock13
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   March 29, 2013 1:07pm UTC
   They say if you're bisexual, you're confused. If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're skinny you're on drugs. If you're fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up you're conceited. If you dress for comfort you're a slob. If you speak you're mind, you're a B****. If you don't say anything you're rude. If you are sweet to strangers, you are a fake. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you have male friends, you're a wh*re. If you have female friends, you're a player. You can't do anything without being labelled. We live in a society where people can't survive if they're not judging the next person...If you're proud of who you are and don't give two sh*ts about what anyone thinks...Share.
   - Johnny Depp posted this on facebook I thought it needed to be heard
   
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9. fizzyglowingrock13
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   January 10, 2013 1:09am UTC
   Fave for Direction Infection
   Comment for Bieber Fever
   Comment and fave if you have the flu!
   
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10. fizzyglowingrock13
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    January 2, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    Me: We should play are you nervous
    Friends: What is that?
    Me: It is this game where you put your hand farther and
    farther up their leg after every time you say "Are you
    nervous?" and they say "No" until they say they are
    nervous
    Friends: Sounds fun but how do you know about it?
    Me:...I play with my cat...
    
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11. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Taylor Swift: I wanna be that girl, when she falls in love it's like a big deal and a rare thing
    GOOGLE
    _______________________
    Taylor swift and__________
    Taylor swift and connor kennedy
    Taylor swift and taylor launter
    Taylor swift and zac efron
    Taylor swift and harry styles
    Taylor swift and kennedy
    Taylor swift and john mayer
    Taylor swift and joe jonas
    Taylor swift and adam young
    Taylor swift and connor
    Taylor swift and patrick schwarzenegger
    
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12. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 21, 2012 1:35am UTC
    Earth
    Let me tell you something about Apocalypse. We were best friends in 2011. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in the middle of the year, I started spreading this rumor about her ending me, and she was like, weirdly mad at me. Like, if I would say she was going to end me, she'd be like, "Well I'm going to terrorize people" And I'd be like, "Have fun with all of these new rumors im saying about you." So then, for New Years Eve I threw this huge party in NYC, I was like, "Apocalypse I can't invite you to my party because you might actually destroy me." I mean I couldn't have someone who actually wanted to destroy me at my party! There were going to be people there who wanted me to keep going! I mean, right? she wanted to DESTROY me. So then the Mayans got in on it and said that I would end in 2012 on December 21st, it was so retarded. And then Apocalypse is going insane because no one would listen to her stupid ideas, and she came back in the winter with all this rage and anger, and now I guess shes going to end me today or something.
    Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago
    mine
    
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13. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 21, 2012 1:12am UTC
    Your 7 names
    Your Real Name:
    Devlin
    Your "Gangsta" Name:
    (first 3 letters of real name plus dizzle)
    Devdizzle (makes no sense to me)
    Your Detective Name:
    (favorite color & favorite animal)
    Green Penguin
    Your Soap Opera Name:
    (middle name & street you live on, or vice versa)
    Ciara (keera) Mountain Ranch
    Your Superhero Name:
    (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
    Purple Coke
    Your Goth Name:
    (black & the name of one of your pets)
    Black Henri
    nmq
    
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14. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 21, 2012 12:52am UTC
    People are making apocalypse jokes like
    theres no tomorrow
    
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15. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 18, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    Ok so i was browsing the top quotes
    when...I SAW MINE A TOP QUOTE!...on
    like the 30th page with 7 favorites but
    still!
    
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16. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 18, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    If you cant say anything f!cking nice
    about anyone, come sit by me:)
    
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17. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 18, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    I stopped my Victoria Secret over
    spending by getting fat. Now I am saving
    money, eating cake and wearing
    Walmart underwear.
    
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18. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 18, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    I feel a spree coming on. Its either a
    shopping one or a killing one. The choice
    is totally up to you.
    
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19. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 18, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Your only as damaged as you are
    beautiful
    
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20. fizzyglowingrock13
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    December 18, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    If were not supposed to have midnight
    snacks then why is there a light in the
    fridge?
    
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