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  1. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Dear Spongebob,
    You live in Bikini Bottom and your'e super
    absorbent. Face it ...your a tampon

  2. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Bella: Your thin, white, and you suck up
    blood...I know what you are.
    Edward: Say it outloud. Say it!!
    Bella: Tampon...
    Edward: -_-

  3. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Bella: Edward I just changed my tampon
    would you like some tea?
    Edward: :D

  4. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Edward cullen: I got a girl pregnant and she
    almost died
    Coach from Mean Girls: I TOLD YOU!

  5. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    *Me making a quote*
    Me: Alright lets choose this format
    Me: OMG! purple and yellow look so good together!
    Me: Oh wait thats LSU colors
    Me: No wonder I love there uniforms so much!
    Me: I love Kevin Ogletree...
    Me: Wait a sec! He's a Cowboys player!
    Me: But I hate the Cowboys...
    Me: But I love him...
    Me: Its like Romeo and Juliet!
    Me: Except I will probably never meet him...ever
    Me: OK! I got to get back on track
    Me: Alright format
    Me: Pink and orange!
    Me: whooaaa that was the color of my first braces noooo way bro!
    Me: I wonder if I say bro to much...
    Me: I should ask someone
    Me: Noo that would be akward...
    Me: OMFG! I AM GETTING NO WHERE!
    Me: I dont even have the quote ok thinking time!
    Me: BRAINSTORMING!
    Me: Come on brain anytime we are all waiting for you
    Me: No? You dont wont to cooperate fine!
    Me: ummmmmm
    Me: Oh f!ck it
    Me: *Looks up quote online*
    Me: HAHAHAHA THATS HI-LARIOUS!!!!
    Me: *Posts quote*
    Me *Waits*
    Me: *No faves*
    Me: Well I didnt think it was that funny anways...
    Me: *Deletes quote*
    Me: *Repeats process*
    Mine

  6. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 7:36pm UTC
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  7. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Dear students,
    I know when you are texting in class
    nobody just looks down at there crotch
    and smiles
    Sincerely, your teacher:)

  8. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    You know how people have that thing
    where they think about things before they
    say them...yaaa I dont have that...

  9. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    That akward moment when you are
    telling
    a story and having to laugh in between
    because you think its so funny and after
    you tell it theres no reaction...
    Just me?

  10. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Girl 1: OMG! Did you see that guy on Facebook he was sooo hot!
    Girl 2: I know right! So fine!
    Me: Guys, guys did you see that quote on witty it was about cats it was so funny I died!
    Girl 1: On what?
    Me: Of course you wouldnt know you are not a wittian.
    Girl 2: seriously what are you saying
    Me: Nothing! We are forever alone!

  11. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I hate it when I think of a really
    good quote and then I forg-...
    Well f/ck!

  12. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Guy asking girl out over txt
    Guy: You wanna be my girlfriennnn?
    Girl: Wheres the D?
    Guy: dont worry you will get plenty of
    that later;)

  13. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 5:13am UTC
    YOLO isn't an excuse to be a sl.ut.

  14. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 10:33pm UTC
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  15. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    What if when you were signing
    up for witty it could talk to you:
    Witty: What gender are you
    Me: *Clicks F*
    Witty: Are you sure I mean
    have you seen your profile
    pic??

  16. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    My mom lit a fire and went
    upstairs for a little bit, then she
    came back down and said why
    does it smell like something is
    burning?!?! I just looked at her
    thats it justttt looked.
    true story

  17. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs...
    say thank you, because that sh/t is expensive.
    NMQ/F

  18. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Remeber being a little kid? You
    learned how to ride a bike and
    jump on trampolines and dress
    up as princesses and
    superheros, go swimming with
    floatys on and hold your nose
    when you jumped into the
    pool? Now all you do is lay
    around watching TV oh the
    memories!
    LIVE A LITTLE!!!

  19. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 1:02am UTC
    I wonder who looked at a cow and said "I am going to grab these dangly things and drink what comes out of them"

  20. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 12:57am UTC
    If I am being attacked I wont call the cops I will call Jimmy John's because apparently they are the fastest sandwich delivery guys and would get there way faster

:)

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