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manhattanight

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Member Since: 15 Nov 2012 10:52pm

Last Seen: 8 Apr 2013 09:20pm

Location: Boston

Gender: F

user id: 338781

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LOVIES!!! 
Thank you for dropping in. I believe introductions are in order. My name is Celia, I'm a freshman in high school, and I can't wait to leave. This small town drama's getting old, to be quite honest with you, and I just want to be in the place I love most: New York City (hence my user name). 
Some fun facts about me are...
- I love to write
- I have had three witty accounts since September 2008, so though I'm new here, I'm not exactly "new here"
- My parents are divorced 
- MUSIC = MY MESSIAH (various genres, right now I'm really digging throwback early-2000 punk bands) 
- Giving advice is my forte... I've watched my friends go through thousands of relationships and I learn from their mistakes...which leads me to my last fact: 
- Hashtag forever alone. 
...Okayyyy, so I'm going to stop talking about myself now. Leave me a message! Of course I'll get back to you, and most likely follow you, too. Be my friend!! 
You're all gorgeous, mwah mwah 
xo
  1. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    But at the end of the day, our crushes are just normal people. We cast them in such a heroic light for reasons we can't even begin to explain or understand. We deny it repeatedly, but we are obsessed. They are etched onto our minds. When we talk to them, our stomachs feel like we're on a rollercoaster, nothing else matters, and we are in a state of euphoria. All appetite is lost, the world is put on mute, and it's just the two of us. When we don't talk to them, we review our last conversation, overanalyzing every detail until we cringe and freak out over what we could've said differently. Thus, we come to the conclusions that we must beautify in order to regain their attention. More make-up. More calorie counting. Waking up earlier in order to iron our hair to perfection. But each day, we see them laughing with another girl, liking another girl's profile picture, walking with another girl in the hall. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter...But why then do we a die a little inside? We realize that the make-up, the work-outs, the clothes...none of it had any effect. And that it where the old familiar feeling of perpetual ugliness comes back out to torture us. This is when we truly begin to feel worthless.
    But at the end of the day, our crushes aren't just normal people. They are the iniatiors of our self-destruction, just when we thought we were on the brink of happiness.

  2. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    that why can't
    l live in Narnia
    thought when the teacher
    uses you as an example
    of what not to do

  3. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    When you realize that Casper the Friendly Ghost is actually a dead child.

  4. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    if you change
    the lyrics to the chorus of
    "In My Head" to "In my Bed"
    then I think Jason Derulo
    would be under some
    speculation ;)

  6. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    BIGGEST LIE
    OF MANKIND:
    "I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions.."

  7. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    PLOT TWIST
    The series finale of iCarly ends with
    Miranda Cosgrove waking up
    from a coma in a hospital bed,
    with Drake and Josh by her side
    saying, "Megan?"

  8. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    a typical day in the life of me
    6:30 am alarm clock: NOOOO!
    6:45 cereal is gone: NOOOO!
    7:00 cant' find anything to wear: NOOOO!
    7:30 school starts: NOOOO!
    7:30 to 1:50 school in general: NOOOO!
    1:50 to 4 homework time: NOOOO!
    4 to 6 there's no food in your house: NOOOO!
    6 to 7 mom brings home take-out from the Indian restaurant: NOOOO!
    7 to 8 tv show is a repeat from last week: NOOOO!
    8 to 10 forgot you had a test first period tomorrow: NOOOO!
    10:30 lights out! time for bed: NOOOO!
    lmao bring me summer

  9. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    That feeling when you
    take your bra off
    after a long day

  10. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    friend: *tells joke*
    me: i don't get it
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: *finally gets it when at a funeral*

  11. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:29am UTC
    commenters on facebook: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS!?!?
    99% of people in those types of photos: lol i'm wearing shorts!!
    me: what are pants

  12. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    lo siento,
    nohablasb*tch

  13. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    TODAY
    My dad handed me a box,
    looked me in the eye,
    and told me,
    "In fifteen years,
    the contents of this very box
    will be the answer
    to all your troubles."
    It was a package of Twinkies.

  14. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    GRADUATION SPEECH:
    I’d like to thank the Internet,
    namely Google, SparkNotes, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

  15. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    ....YOU'RE*

  16. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    CAUTION:
    MY APPEARANCE TOMORROW

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