CallMeMari

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:56am UTC

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."
-Dr. Seuss

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Swag is for boys.
class is for men.
nmq
moval of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 5:29pm UTC

*
* My love's like a star,yeah *
You can't always see me
but you know that I'm always there *
*
*

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:05pm UTC

Do you really enjoy living a life thats so hateful?
Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control of it
and it's really distateful
Lily Allen

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:43pm UTC

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 3:25pm UTC

When I was little
Iused to pretend to be asleep after a long car ride so i could be carried to bed.

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 6:05pm UTC

So what you're saying is:
I can't judge people,
but you can insult them?
nmf

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 1:51pm UTC

"If the truth was like a diamond, then sometimes it might be too bright to look at. Sometimes it would be hard to know whether it was real."
-The Secret Life of
Prince Charming
.Format by twilightgirl995

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:01pm UTC

Me: Dad
Dad:
Me: Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad
Dad: What, what, what, what, what, what?
Just me?

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Mom: Do you want any breakfast?
me: Uhh... sure....
Mom: Are you giving me adittude?
me: No, I'm just really tired.
Mom: You know what? You can make your own breakfast.
True Story

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC

|You Know|
Not every boy is a prince charming. He'll do things that you won't like.
He'll pick video games over you.
He won't know what to do when you cry.
He doesn't bring you any teddy bears.
He doesn't text you "good morning beautiful."
He doesn't compliment you at least once a day.
But, you're not perfect either.
You'll just have to accept him
|The way he is|
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Mom: Get off the computer.
Me: Mom, I can't live without the internet!!!
Mom: Just two decades ago, people lived without the internet and they lived just fine.
Me: -.- Yeah mom, that's because they were cavemen.
True Story
Quote by Fern26 and CallMeMari

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 8:30pm UTC

To tell you the truth, I don't care much about the amount of
Followers
I have or the amount of
FAVES
I get on a quote
But
What I do think about is...
Will this quote make someone smile?
Will it give them tears?
Or will it make the wittian that is reading my quote laugh?
nmf

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Mom: who are you talking to?
Me: Jake...Jake from State Farm
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: *gasp* you're talking to a boy?!?!
nmf

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:07pm UTC

You're not a judge but if you're
gonna judge me
then sentence me to another life
nmf

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:03pm UTC

While watching t.v. with little sister
Dora:How many monkeys are there?
Me: There's obviously 2.
Dora: That is correct! There are 3 monkeys.
Me: Oh, I knew that.

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 10:02pm UTC

S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! Stay strong! Signatures:
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CallMeMari♥

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Teacher: Why do you talk so much during class?
Me: Because it's official.
Teacher: What's official?
Me: Talking is the cure for boredom.

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Internet is not working!!!!
This must be God's way of telling me to finish my homework.

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CallMeMari
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Hate Is a Strong Word
but i really, really don't
l i k e y o u
Leaves me...
nmf /q

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