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Danielle Peazer: I'm a dancer.

Eleanor Calder: I'm a model.

Perrie Edwards: I'm a singer.

Me: I make a pretty mean sandwich.

 
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Danielle Peazer: I'm a dancer. Eleanor Calder: I'm a

177 faves · 7 comments · Sep 4, 2012 8:01pm

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macjohnson8 · 1 decade ago
Eleanor isn't a model, she was just a fan. No hate, this is hilarious.(:
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HannahLooksHawt · 1 decade ago
Eleanor's not a model, she just had a job as a floor model at Hollister at one point. The floor models just stand around and say hi, while folding clothes ahah(:
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SecretNinjaCat · 1 decade ago
well thats all niall needs :')
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Maddy5423 · 1 decade ago
she's not a model she just works at hollister
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iloveyouforeverandever · 1 decade ago
I thnk we all know who wins here.
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VinnieLavini · 1 decade ago
Could picture you winning over Niall's heart with a sandwhich
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greyskies · 1 decade ago
Hey, what better way to make Niall fall in love with you?
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