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mrslillyhoran

1. mrslillyhoran
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   January 12, 2013 9:28pm UTC
   me when i'm almost home: I can almost taste the internet
   
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2. mrslillyhoran
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   December 5, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like 'oh except me lol' ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done
   
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3. mrslillyhoran
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   November 17, 2012 7:29pm UTC
   Other teenage girls' moms: I have to take away my daughter's phone at night or else she'll be texting boys!
   My mom: I have to take away my daughter's phone at night or else she'll watch One Direction videos until the morning...
   mq :)
   
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4. mrslillyhoran
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   October 21, 2012 2:28pm UTC
   Me: I actually feel happy with everything right now
   Face: Here's some acne
   School: Here's some work
   Friends: Here's a knife in the back
   Parents: Here's some added pressure
   Crush: Here's my new girlfriend
   Me: Okay
   
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5. mrslillyhoran
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   October 6, 2012 12:52pm UTC
   I talk about wanting a boyfriend but I don't even know what I'd do with one like what do you do just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
   
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6. mrslillyhoran
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   October 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   Don't worry if you're single.
   God's looking at you right now saying,
   "I'm saving this girl for One Direction."
   ♥
   
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7. mrslillyhoran
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   September 23, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   One Direction: Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy til we see the sun. I know we only met but let's pretend it's love. And never never never stop for anyone. Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young.
   Directioners on Witty, Tumblr, Instagram, etc: We're lazy, lazy, lazy, we don't see the sun. I know it's been five hours but it feels like one. Our ovaries have vanished, there's not a single one. Tonight let's get some... and blog while we're young
   
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8. mrslillyhoran
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   September 22, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   One Direction♥
   *Twitter Question*: What was your favorite ride at universal?
   Harry (whispering to Louis): "You were"
   Friendly reminder that this happened....
   
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9. mrslillyhoran
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   September 20, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   At school I listened to the first radio play of LWWY and the music video, and I wore a 1D shirt today, before I knew the release date was changed. I made my entire advisory listen to it. And the song was so amazing that I cried. You could call this the best day ever. LWWY♥
   
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10. mrslillyhoran
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    September 13, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Sorry I can't come over today! I'm gonna be too busy crying over the day of birth of the most perfect person that's ever existed. ♥
    I meant to do this earlier, but I had school! #happybirthdaynialler <3
    
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11. mrslillyhoran
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    September 9, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Seeing Boys Your Age When You Go Somewhere:
    Most Girls: *Goes up to them and flirts*
    Me: BOYS MY AGE?! ABORT ABORT ABORT!
    mq/nmf
    
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12. mrslillyhoran
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    September 8, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    me in the morning:
    *looks at my face in the mirror*
    me: can you not?
    mq/nmf
    
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13. mrslillyhoran
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    September 1, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Plot Twist: One Direction & Justin Bieber both lose. But Glen Coco wins four awards. You go Glen Coco. ♥
    
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14. mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    •One Direction•
    Mom: You think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
    Me: Look children, it's your father.
    Mom: What?
    Me: What?
    
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15. mrslillyhoran
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    August 19, 2012 1:06am UTC
    *First Day Back to School*
    Teacher: So what did everyone do for summer break?
    Everyone: Swimming, camping, hanging out, etc.
    Me: I ran a blog about my five homosexual husbands that don't know I exist and talked to strangers over the internet, but it's okay because we're in the same fandom and they are better than all of you.
    Everyone:
    Me: Oh, and I regret nothing because LH2BH✌
    
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16. mrslillyhoran
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    August 5, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    After Sneaking Onto the Boys' Bus:
    Me: Good morning guys! Sleep good?
    Them:
    Me:
    Them:
    Me:
    Them: How'd you get on our tour bus?
    Me: I slept good too.
    
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17. mrslillyhoran
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    August 4, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Liam Payne: "You just call my name, I'll be coming through, coming through, I'm come-coming."
    Harry Styles: "On the other side of the world, it don't matter, I'll be there in 2, I'll be there in 2, I'll be there in 2."
    Me: LIAM! HARRY! NIALL! ZAYN! LOUIS! -Waits-
    - 2 minutes later -
    Me: Must've meant hours.
    - 2 hours later -
    Me: Must've meant days.
    - 2 days later -
    Me: Must've meant weeks.
    - 2 weeks later -
    Me: IT'S ALRIGHT BOYS. YOU GET HERE WHEN YOU CAN.
    
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18. mrslillyhoran
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    August 1, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Admit it,
    We all say Pitbull's songs are easy to write and stupid, but we still buy them 'cause they're so dang catchy♥
    
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19. mrslillyhoran
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    July 29, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Remember that one episode of iCarly where that creepy woman was obsessed with Randy Jackson?
    I used to make fun of her lifestyle.
    But now her lifestyle is my lifestyle and it's not funny anymore.
    ♥One Direction♥
    
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20. mrslillyhoran
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    July 28, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Plot Twist: You're married to a member of One Direction and this is all a flashback of your teenage years. ♥
    
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