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mrslillyhoran

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Member Since: 7 Jul 2012 09:20pm

Last Seen: 8 Mar 2013 11:37pm

Birthday: April 9

Location: Narnia!

Gender: F

user id: 315685

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Just another teenager... 
-Witty and Tumblr
   -One Direction
       -Warm Cookies
-Popcorn 
        -Ice Skating
                   -The Smell of Rain

lillyy 
  1. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    me when i'm almost home: I can almost taste the internet

  2. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like 'oh except me lol' ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done

  3. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Other teenage girls' moms: I have to take away my daughter's phone at night or else she'll be texting boys!
    My mom: I have to take away my daughter's phone at night or else she'll watch One Direction videos until the morning...
    mq :)

  4. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Me: I actually feel happy with everything right now
    Face: Here's some acne
    School: Here's some work
    Friends: Here's a knife in the back
    Parents: Here's some added pressure
    Crush: Here's my new girlfriend
    Me: Okay

  5. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    I talk about wanting a boyfriend but I don't even know what I'd do with one like what do you do just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

  6. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Don't worry if you're single.
    God's looking at you right now saying,
    "I'm saving this girl for One Direction."

  7. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    One Direction: Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy til we see the sun. I know we only met but let's pretend it's love. And never never never stop for anyone. Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young.
    Directioners on Witty, Tumblr, Instagram, etc: We're lazy, lazy, lazy, we don't see the sun. I know it's been five hours but it feels like one. Our ovaries have vanished, there's not a single one. Tonight let's get some... and blog while we're young

  8. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    One Direction♥
    *Twitter Question*: What was your favorite ride at universal?
    Harry (whispering to Louis): "You were"
    Friendly reminder that this happened....

  9. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    At school I listened to the first radio play of LWWY and the music video, and I wore a 1D shirt today, before I knew the release date was changed. I made my entire advisory listen to it. And the song was so amazing that I cried. You could call this the best day ever. LWWY♥

  10. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Sorry I can't come over today! I'm gonna be too busy crying over the day of birth of the most perfect person that's ever existed. ♥
    I meant to do this earlier, but I had school! #happybirthdaynialler <3

  11. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Seeing Boys Your Age When You Go Somewhere:
    Most Girls: *Goes up to them and flirts*
    Me: BOYS MY AGE?! ABORT ABORT ABORT!
    mq/nmf

  12. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    me in the morning:
    *looks at my face in the mirror*
    me: can you not?
    mq/nmf

  13. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Plot Twist: One Direction & Justin Bieber both lose. But Glen Coco wins four awards. You go Glen Coco. ♥

  14. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    •One Direction•
    Mom: You think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
    Me: Look children, it's your father.
    Mom: What?
    Me: What?

  15. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 1:06am UTC
    *First Day Back to School*
    Teacher: So what did everyone do for summer break?
    Everyone: Swimming, camping, hanging out, etc.
    Me: I ran a blog about my five homosexual husbands that don't know I exist and talked to strangers over the internet, but it's okay because we're in the same fandom and they are better than all of you.
    Everyone:
    Me: Oh, and I regret nothing because LH2BH✌

  16. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    After Sneaking Onto the Boys' Bus:
    Me: Good morning guys! Sleep good?
    Them:
    Me:
    Them:
    Me:
    Them: How'd you get on our tour bus?
    Me: I slept good too.

  17. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Liam Payne: "You just call my name, I'll be coming through, coming through, I'm come-coming."
    Harry Styles: "On the other side of the world, it don't matter, I'll be there in 2, I'll be there in 2, I'll be there in 2."
    Me: LIAM! HARRY! NIALL! ZAYN! LOUIS! -Waits-
    - 2 minutes later -
    Me: Must've meant hours.
    - 2 hours later -
    Me: Must've meant days.
    - 2 days later -
    Me: Must've meant weeks.
    - 2 weeks later -
    Me: IT'S ALRIGHT BOYS. YOU GET HERE WHEN YOU CAN.

  18. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Admit it,
    We all say Pitbull's songs are easy to write and stupid, but we still buy them 'cause they're so dang catchy♥

  19. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Remember that one episode of iCarly where that creepy woman was obsessed with Randy Jackson?
    I used to make fun of her lifestyle.
    But now her lifestyle is my lifestyle and it's not funny anymore.
    ♥One Direction♥

  20. mrslillyhoran mrslillyhoran
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Plot Twist: You're married to a member of One Direction and this is all a flashback of your teenage years. ♥

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