Other teenage girls' moms: I have to take away my daughter's phone at night or else she'll be texting boys! My mom: I have to take away my daughter's phone at night or else she'll watch One Direction videos until the morning... mq :)
Me: I actually feel happy with everything right now Face: Here's some acne School: Here's some work Friends: Here's a knife in the back Parents: Here's some added pressure Crush: Here's my new girlfriend Me: Okay
One Direction: Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy til we see the sun. I know we only met but let's pretend it's love. And never never never stop for anyone. Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young. Directioners on Witty, Tumblr, Instagram, etc: We're lazy, lazy, lazy, we don't see the sun. I know it's been five hours but it feels like one. Our ovaries have vanished, there's not a single one. Tonight let's get some... and blog while we're young
At school I listened to the first radio play of LWWY and the music video, and I wore a 1D shirt today, before I knew the release date was changed. I made my entire advisory listen to it. And the song was so amazing that I cried. You could call this the best day ever. LWWY♥
Sorry I can't come over today! I'm gonna be too busy crying over the day of birth of the most perfect person that's ever existed. ♥ I meant to do this earlier, but I had school! #happybirthdaynialler <3
•One Direction• Mom: You think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like- Me: Look children, it's your father. Mom: What? Me: What?
*First Day Back to School* Teacher: So what did everyone do for summer break? Everyone: Swimming, camping, hanging out, etc. Me: I ran a blog about my five homosexual husbands that don't know I exist and talked to strangers over the internet, but it's okay because we're in the same fandom and they are better than all of you. Everyone: Me: Oh, and I regret nothing because LH2BH✌
Liam Payne: "You just call my name, I'll be coming through, coming through, I'm come-coming." Harry Styles: "On the other side of the world, it don't matter, I'll be there in 2, I'll be there in 2, I'll be there in 2." Me: LIAM! HARRY! NIALL! ZAYN! LOUIS! -Waits- - 2 minutes later - Me: Must've meant hours. - 2 hours later - Me: Must've meant days. - 2 days later - Me: Must've meant weeks. - 2 weeks later - Me: IT'S ALRIGHT BOYS. YOU GET HERE WHEN YOU CAN.
Remember that one episode of iCarly where that creepy woman was obsessed with Randy Jackson? I used to make fun of her lifestyle. But now her lifestyle is my lifestyle and it's not funny anymore. ♥One Direction♥