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SecretNinjaCat

1. SecretNinjaCat
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2013 3:08pm UTC
   I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TELL.
   
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2. SecretNinjaCat
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 6:29am UTC
   My Brother: So if you dress boho, your bohemian?
   Me: Yeah...
   My Brother: And if you dress greek like, your grecian?
   Me:...yeaah...
   My Brother: Well then if you dress indie, what does that make you?
   Me: lololololol
   *hope this isn't offensive to anyone, this literally just happened and i had to quote it*
   
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3. SecretNinjaCat
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 11:08am UTC
   The norweigen man who killed 90 teenagers has been sentenced to 25 years in prison. 25 YEARS!? I will be 40 when he is released. What if my children aren't safe. The way I see it...he should have died when the rest of the children did.
   
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4. SecretNinjaCat
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 5:04pm UTC
   I feel self conscious putt ing my quotes in the 'funny' category.
   Especially when it is about as funny as an armadillo.
   Its like i am cheating.
   
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5. SecretNinjaCat
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   My little brother DOESN'T KNOW what ♥
   woolworths is
   feeling old and british.
   
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6. SecretNinjaCat
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 6:20am UTC
   n l
   it needed Zayn to leave twitter -
   ~ for the Directioners to finally
   get the message.
   ~ for them to realise how a fandom should't be
   abusive and full of hatred.
   ~for them to acknowledge they have gone too far.
   I hope this is a lesson to the directioners who take their obsession so far that it leads to the destruction of peoples feelings. Artists are supposed to LOVE their fans, not fear them.
   Directioners and Non - Directioners can learn from this, hate will cause people to do irrational things. Be thankful it was only his twitter he had gotten rid of...because it isn't uncommon for lives to be discarded too. Hate is powerful.
   
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7. SecretNinjaCat
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   August 18, 2012 6:44pm UTC
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8. SecretNinjaCat
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   July 27, 2012 1:18pm UTC
   Felt incredibly honoured to hold Tyler Rix's Olympic torch.
   
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9. SecretNinjaCat
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   July 27, 2012 6:55am UTC
   Yesterday I met Dan Flint and Chris Miller from You Me At Six.
   I have never been happier.
    
   
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10. SecretNinjaCat
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    He just paused his game to text me.
    ♥
    
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11. SecretNinjaCat
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    June 13, 2012 2:01pm UTC
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12. SecretNinjaCat
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    I have so much respect for anyone who has ever finished a chapstick or an eraser.
    
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13. SecretNinjaCat
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    May 28, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    On a scale of Voldermort to Pinocchio, how big is your nose?
    nmf/nmq
    
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14. SecretNinjaCat
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    My brother thinks I go watch him play cricket to support him...
    his coach is superdupersqooper hot.
    And he checked me out today :D
    
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15. SecretNinjaCat
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    May 21, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    just found out how to play snake on youtube.
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    mind=blown.
    i bet yours is too ;)
    
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16. SecretNinjaCat
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Normal Person: Wow, things are getting serious between us, i think he can finally meet my parents.
    Me: Wow, things are getting serious between us, i think he can finally see my witty.
    Nmf
    
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17. SecretNinjaCat
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Popping the crap out of bubble wrap
    offers hours of mindless fun.
    
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18. SecretNinjaCat
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    I Cant believe he cheated on me...I mean, doesn't he know we I have been mentally dating him for 6 months.
    Cheek.
    
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19. SecretNinjaCat
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    May 14, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    you can tell steve is a man, he thinks our vents are complaints.
    ♥
    
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20. SecretNinjaCat
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Maths
    5=One Direction 1=Justin Bieber 1=Josh Hutcherson
    5=The Wanted
    7,197,581,931=The World.
    5+1+1+5 =12
    12/7,197,581,931 = 1.667226592908
    1.667226592908 = 1.2%
    You have a 1.2% chance of getting with any of those 12 boys.
    Good Luck.
    (its actually less because Niall is mine :P)
    ___ ___ ____
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