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FutureMrsPayne

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Member Since: 5 May 2012 10:46pm

Last Seen: 5 Oct 2013 03:35pm

Gender: F

user id: 297699

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Hey everyone, welcome to my crazy, magical, beautiful, sometimes tragic life as described on here :).

I love helping people, so if you ever need to talk, let me know :)

I am simple yet complicated. Happy yet depressed. I'm still trying to figure how that is possible.


[+] music, Witty, Love, Hugs, kisses, the number 7, bright colors, Traveling, Bucket Lists, Dogs, Funny faces, laughter, Accents, British Guys;), great movies, coffee, Giraffes, monkeys, donkeys, family, soft blankets, friends, Sleep, books, tea, chocolate, fashion, art, sweet people. 

[_] Mean people, bullying, bees, olives, being cold, sickness, death, hospitals, funeral homes, nursing homes, being bored, myself.


 

  1. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 10:04am EDT
    Hey everyone! I'm barely on here anymore, so if anyone has Tumblr, comment your username and I'll add you :)

  2. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 10:26pm EDT
    Guys, girl's value your opinion. So this is a challenge. Prove that guys can actually care sometimes.
    I bet no guy has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box on my profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see who the nicest guy is on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will suprise you.

  3. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:52am EST
    Guess who has a Valentine this year :)

  4. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 7:28pm EST
    Feeling unloved? Listen to Play Me That Song by Brantley Gilbert. I promise it works. You know why? Because that is how someone feels about YOU!!

  5. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:56pm EST
    After being clean for a while, I self harmed.

  6. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:53pm EST
    Butterfly Project

  7. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:50pm EST
    I need someone to listen :(.

  8. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:38am EST
    #OperationGetKaylaToMeetTaylorSwift
    There's a girl at my school named Kayla
    She's 17 years old
    I've known since Kindergarten
    Well, she has brain cancer
    She found out last Christmas
    Now, it's back
    Our school has come together
    We have taken this viral
    #OperationGetKaylaToMeetTaylorSwift
    We've got it to world wide
    Made the local news
    But we can't get ahold of Taylor Swift
    'Kayla's hero
    Please, take a moment of your time
    On Witty
    Twitter
    Facebook
    Instagram
    Tumblr
    Anywhere
    Just type Hashtag (#)
    OperationGetKaylaToMeetTaylorSwift
    Taylor Swift's twitter is @taylorswift13
    Please, help make her dreams come true
    Nmq

  9. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 5:43pm EST
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  10. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:45pm EST
    Reasons to smile #4:
    Good music <3.

  11. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:42pm EST
    Reasons to smile #3:
    Family and friendship <3

  12. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:39pm EST
    Reasons to smile #2:
    Alll of the love we have already encountered, and have yet to encounter.

  13. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:37pm EST
    Reasons to smile #1:
    Nature <3.

  14. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 2:30pm EST
    Your level of audacity baffles me.

  15. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:56pm EST
    For some girls, it's chicks before d***s. For most guys, it's bros before hoes. For me? It's whoever stays by my side and who isn't fake, regardless of gender.

  16. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:59am EST
    I am no longer shocked when someone leaves my (life). I am only shocked when they decide to (stay) in it.

  17. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 11:43am EST
    You are my favorite drug
    and as much as I hate to admit it,
    I' m addicted ♥.
    nmf

  18. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 12:14am EST
    II I have O.C.D
    No I am not "crazy" or a "freak"
    I have a mental disorder that I live with everyday. I have "rituals"'that I must do. I get very upset when someone interrupts. I am not comfortable talking to my family/friends about it. It's hard to not make it obvious.
    Nmf
    T

  19. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:15am EDT
    Hey! I want to start or continue a series. But I need your help, so comment please :). Should I:
    1. Continue my first story
    2. Continue my second story
    3. Confessions series
    4. Reasons to smile series.

  20. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 12:30am EDT
    I know two people that make Regina George seem like a saint.

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