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mum:hey honey are you and your boyfriend jake alfight

me:um yeah where fine why are you asking

mum: oh well i heard you screaming "die you fat evil pig die "

me: mum i was't breaking up with him i was playing angry birds 
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mum:hey honey are you and your boyfriend jake alfight me:um yeah

76 faves · Jul 26, 2012 1:29pm

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