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WittyJazz

Status: Georgeybobs I laaave you.

Member Since: 19 Aug 2011 03:07pm

Last Seen: 10 Jan 2013 01:57pm

Location: BEHIND YOU.

user id: 209055

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  1. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    A broken mirror
    A bleeding fist
    A silver blade against a wrist
    Tears falling to lips unkissed
    She’s not the kind you’re going to miss.

  2. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    I think I might be in love with the wrong person.
    But it couldn't feel more right.

  3. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    I started to think about how much I want him to care about me as much as I care about him, to worry that someday maybe he'd lose me, to worry that maybe something would go wrong.
    But then, I realised, maybe he will think about all this, and he'll know I feel this way.
    That's enough to make me smile, just for him to know.

  4. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    It was like Ed Sheeren explained.
    I literally relived Ed Sheeren's song-
    Kiss me.
    We lay on my bed, cuddled up, hands curled up in eachothers. We were so close that I saw his neck bumping up and down, caused by his pulse.
    It was amazing.
    And then he just leaned in and kissed me, until I couldn't breath.
    And when it stopped,
    we just lay there, tangled up in eachother.

  5. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    whenever you're with him,
    you can't breath.
    All you can do is stare at his beautiful eyes.
    At every single strand of hair bristling in the wind.
    All his little freckles.
    You can't stop looking at him.
    Your breath is caught and you're stuck for words,
    but while you're struck dumb, it was the best bit of your day.

  6. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    one year, man,
    this day last year i think i physically felt my heart break in half.
    watching you fall to the kitchen floor, glasses slip of your nose, froth at your lips, body jumping.
    yes i cried.
    yes i panicked, ran out, broke down, screamed for mum.
    yes i miss you.
    this time last year i never knew.
    yes i love you dad.
    sorryijusthave
    togeththisof
    mychest,please.

  7. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    you know,
    when i sat in your arms today, leaves falling out of the tree above us, in eachothers arms, shivering in the cold;
    i thought,
    'this is so perfect.'
    nothing had ever been so perfect, never.

  8. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    I just want you.
    I just want you to grab my waist, and pull me in close. To look into my eyes, look down, sigh. I want you to kiss me. I want you to lean in, eyes shut, soft lips. Kiss me.

  9. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    You don't have a Valentine on Valentines day?
    Some people don't have a mother on mothers day or a father on fathers day, so shut up.
    credit to @Madea
    Simmons of twitter(y)

  10. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Chandler: Okay, here's the phone bill.
    Joey: OH MY GOD.
    Chandler: That's our phone number.
    friends

  11. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    How did the hipster burn his tounge?
    He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
    nmq @https://www.facebook.com/photo.php? fbid=3801915120532
    15&set=a.16974799643
    0902.43774.16731017
    3341351&type=1&theater

  12. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    OF COURSE
    I'M IN LOVE
    WITH YOU,
    DARLING

  13. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Run Daddy, Run.
    Chapter One
    “Ellie, Pass!” I shouted, dodging and blocking other girls. Ellie passed the ball over. I stood on the outside of the D, and passed to Lucy, who shot the ball into the net. “Yeah!” I grinned, high- fiving Lucy. We had won the game. “Alright girls, well done.” Said Coach Parsons. “See you next Monday.” Me and Lucy jogged back to the changing rooms. “Good game, we rocked dude!” She turned to me and grinned. “Yeah, was awesome,” I said, gathering my bags. “Seeya tomorrow, love you.” I said, giving Lucy a hug. “Love you too” She mumbled into my shoulder. I walked along the path, leaves crunching beneath me. It was a lovely October’s day. I looked around for my car, confused. I fumbled in my school bag for my phone, calling my Mum. It dialled, but then I heard my name being called. “Jazz! Jazz, we’re in Sarah’s car, jump in.” My sister, Kate, belted out from the old green car infront of my eyes. “Hey!” I said, stepping into my auntie’s antique vehicle. “Daff!” Charlie, my three year old cousin shouted in my face. He called me Daff when he was a baby, instead of Jazz. I gave him a little hug, and talked to Sarah. She asked me how my day was, as we drove back home. “Great, we just won the game. I think we’re in the finals now!” I said, grinning. I loved netball. “My legs are aching though, it’ll be a struggle to ballet later.” I said. I did not love netball ask much I adored ballet. I had been doing it for nine years. “Hm, I don’t think you’ll be doing ballet tonight babe.” Sarah replied. “Why? Is something happening?” I asked, curious. “Dad was taken to hospital this morning. It’s nothing serious. Mum’s up in the hospital, so I’ll be looking after you. We’re gonna skip ballet tonight I think. Don’t worry though gorgeous;
    It’s going to be all right.”
    But of course, it wasn’t.
    Just to add to this, this story is a true story. I thought I would write about what's happened, everything. Thought I'd get it off my chest. Do not read it if you're going to leave comments saying this is stupid, or attention seeking. I do not need that.

  14. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Second choice
    Chapter One
    “What are you thinking?” He asked me, looking down and fiddling with the computer mouse. “If this is a good idea.” I looked up at the screen, to see him looking into my eyes. He must’ve been looking right into the webcam, trying to crack me. “Just say yes. You would make me the happiest boy in the world. Give it a try. If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t happen. You won’t find out without tryin-“ I cut him off, “George. Okay. I’ll be your girlfriend.” George’s eyes flashed. It was beautiful. He grinned, and got up off the office chair. He jumped, and jumped. Hugged the nearest thing, ending up with a teddy bear. “I won’t let you down. I mean it.” He whispered in delight. I smiled, looked at him, and ended call.
    It was the start of something new,
    I was his number one.
    But not for long.

  15. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME,
    KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA POSITIVELEY

  16. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Sorry if this is not pretty enough to catch your attention. And you're probably bored listening to my problems.
    But, I need some advice. I'd be very gratefull if you were to give me some help.
    I am hopesley falling for a boy. And he has told me he is in love with me. I don't think anybody has ever told me they love me, that is not my family. He wants us to be a couple, and in my head I am thinking YESYESYESYESYESSSSS. But they're a few problems.-
    1- He goes to a different school to me. We don't live to far away but it's be a bit tricky.
    2- One of my close friends told me today that she's liked him for a bit. I don't know if it would be bad to do that to her.
    3- He's had history with one of my ex-friends, and even though she is my ex-friend, I do not want to cause any more trouble between us.
    Thing is, we get along so easily and whenever I am with him I feel so happy, which is a change for me. He makes me feel good.
    I don't know what to do.
    Opinions?
    (+I know that if anybody responds to this I'll get "If you really liked him you would have said 'Yes' in a instant." Type of stuff. No. I just want to think this through and see other people veiws.
    Please, help.

  17. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    When I walk into the forest, this is what I see, Gale shooting squirrels, while staring at me... I got an arrow in my hands and I ain’t afraid to
    BOW IT, BOW IT, BOW IT,
    I’mKatnissandIknowit.

  18. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    “HUG ME BROTHAA!”
    If you know where this is from... Your childhood was probably awesome.

  19. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    I wanna party and bullshit.
    When I’m with you.

    Creditstoritaora,howwedo.
    Hatethesong,likethelyrics.

  20. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    ‘Dude,she just called you fat...’
    ‘OH HELL NO, HOLD MY CAKE.’
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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