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mapetxxx

1. mapetxxx
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   teacher:who ever anwsers my next question can go home
   me:throw the bag out the window
   teacher:who threw that
   me:i did im going home
   teacher: -__-
   
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2. mapetxxx
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   teacher:who ever anwsers my next question can go home
   me:throw the bag out the window
   teacher:who threw that
   me:i did im going home
   teacher: -__-
   
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3. mapetxxx
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   i sleep too much parents complain
   i dont get enoght sleep parents complain
   i eat too much parents complain
   i dont eat enoght parents complain
   im always in my room parents complain
   i go out too much parents complain
   i cant win
   
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4. mapetxxx
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   dear wittians i will be off witty for a month becuse im going to poland i will come only once a week :( sorry if you followed me but i dont post anything im going tomz at 5:45am sozzy again bye guys xxx luv ya all thx for following me
   
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5. mapetxxx
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 4:59am UTC
   boyfriend:i missed yoiu so much
   girlfriend:your xbox broke did't it
   boyfriend:yep
   
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6. mapetxxx
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 4:57am UTC
   the awarked moment
   when your friends
   make plans infront
   of you and dont
   include you
   
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7. mapetxxx
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 3:30pm UTC
   ME SNNEKING HOME AT NIGHT TRYING NOT TO WAKE UP ANYONE THINK I M9IGHT GO ON THE INTERNE FOR 5 MIN ILL TAKE MY SHOES OF WHILE IT LOADS UP WAIT A SECOND EARLIER THAT DAY I WAS LISENING TO MUSIC LOUDLY AS I CLEANDED THE MOUSE OH DEAR I DID'T TURN DOW THE VOLUEM RUNS UP THE STAIRS DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUD ME HOILY SH*T
   
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8. mapetxxx
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 3:00pm UTC
   ex:hi
   me:why are you talking to me we broke up
   ex:because i wrot a song wanna hear it
   me:sure
   ex:enie menie myni mo caurght u cheating with that h*e tried to lie right to my face think again you been replaced
   me: -.-
   
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9. mapetxxx
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 2:55pm UTC
   me:i had a dream about you
   friend:awwwwwwwwww
   me:you died
   
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10. mapetxxx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    in bed its 6:00 am close your eyes for 5 min its 7:45 at school its 1:30 close your eyes for 5 min its 1:31
    
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11. mapetxxx
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    July 26, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    boy :i heard you like bad boys
    me:umm ye
    boy:not trying to impress u but when disney channel asks me to go on their website with my parents permission, i did't ask my parents
    
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12. mapetxxx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    me 1 period (not mine its a joke )
    me:im bleeding and mums not home
    me:derpppp where are you help me im going to die
    5yr old brother:what happend
    me:look im bleeding and i dont know why
    5yr old bro:let me see
    5 yr old bro:otherside
    5yr old bro: ur dick fell of O.o
    
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13. mapetxxx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    little bro:why are u sad bro
    big bro:because i broke up with my gf
    little bro:oww im sorry
    big bro:ye but i know that she will come back crawling to me
    little bro:how are you sure
    big bro:coz i stole her weelchair
    
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14. mapetxxx
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    July 26, 2012 1:43pm UTC
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15. mapetxxx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    mum:hey honey are you and your boyfriend jake alfight
    me:um yeah where fine why are you asking
    mum: oh well i heard you screaming "die you fat evil pig die "
    me: mum i was't breaking up with him i was playing angry birds
    
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16. mapetxxx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:23am UTC
    help
    ok so on saturday im
    going to poland this saturday and in
    poland i have 5 kittens one is called
    mimi and one meow
    but the 3 new born
    kittens dont have
    names plz can u give
    me 3 good names
    
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17. mapetxxx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 5:05am UTC
    at the end of yr 6
    me:i would like to thank you wikipedia
    google and who the f**k invented copy
    and paste thank you
    
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18. mapetxxx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:57am UTC
    why do we feel safe under blankets?
    it's not like a murderer will come in thinking im gonna kil... ahh dam
    shes under a blanket
    
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19. mapetxxx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:52am UTC
    friend:can i use your computer to check my...
    me:nooooooooooo
    
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20. mapetxxx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:49am UTC
    taking mini naps in
    between texts late at
    night
    
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