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AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice

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Member Since: 20 Apr 2012 01:00am

Last Seen: 21 Dec 2012 04:25pm

Birthday: March 16

Location: Massachusetts

Gender: F

user id: 293613

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  1. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:01pm EDT
    Telling your mom a joke,
    she turns it into the worst thing ever.

  2. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:35am EDT
    Realizing you spent 5 hours reading all of "TheMascaraSeries"'s quotes and stories...
    Dear God help me and my sore back.

  3. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:25pm EDT
    Plot Twist: We can use crayons in highschool.

  4. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:25pm EDT
    Why do I "Friendzone" guys?
    Because I don't like them.
    Simple.
    Why do I go after "douche bags"?
    Because they hide who they really are, untill they can get to me.
    Simple.
    Girls don't do it on purpose.

  5. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 1:38pm EDT
    IDGAF
    I don't give away food.

  6. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 9:18pm EDT
    My best friend, or little sister, gets to dance with the girls from "Dance Moms"
    I am SO proud.
    She has come SO FAR in dance, and now she is dancing with, like, her idols... I think :) But even before this, she met and maybe even danced with the kids from “Dance Moms: Miami”.
    She has been dancing strong since kindergarten.
    Love you MuffinFries1962<3
    FOLLOW ^ :)

  7. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:02pm EDT
    When the women in chocolate commercials take sloooooow, and sexual bites.
    I'm just like, "I shovel that sh*t in my mouth"

  8. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 2:11pm EDT
    Girl's jealousy: "Omg, I LOVE your shirt! I want it.." "Ugh. I am so fat. Why can't I have her body." "AWE HELLL NO! BACK OFF! HE IS MINE!"
    Boy's jealousy: "DUDE! He has that new video game!"

  9. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:40pm EDT
    MORE SLEEP
    More tea
    MORE MUSIC
    More books
    MORE SUNSETS
    More creating
    MORE LONG WALKS
    More road trips
    MORE LAUGHTER
    More dreaming
    MORE HUGS
    More fun
    MORE LOVE
    SUMMER'12

  10. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:03pm EDT
    *On Skype*
    *Playing Nintendgos*
    Me: What dog should I get?
    Lexi: Boxer
    Me: Okay.. wait.. too expensive. What other?
    Lexi: Boxer!
    Me: NO!
    Lexi: Boxer.
    Me: Okay, I have one. Should the fur be light, dark, or really dark?
    Lexi: BOXER!
    Me and my sister: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  11. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:11pm EDT
    '
    What's up with all the ‘2nd’ Disney movies?
    KEEP THE CLASSICS!!

  12. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:26pm EDT
    Pretty soon Witty will be shut down.
    It'll be all our fault.
    Whether you were rude, OR, nice.

  13. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:25pm EDT
    BRB;
    Dodging green turtle shells
    <3

  14. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 3:43pm EDT
    When I ask my mom for something repeatedly,
    and she finally says, with attitude' "Fine.",
    I feel bad and don't do it,
    <3

  15. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:47am EDT
    I only go on Witty now for the stories,
    because I am TRUELY disgusted.

  16. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 10:48am EDT
    Witty's getting a new layout on Monday..
    I don't like it one bit.

  17. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:42pm EDT
    Having an idea for an awesome quote.
    Drfiting off for half a second.
    Then go back & re-read quotes hoping you'll remember..

  18. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:20pm EDT
    Normal people: oh, hey, its WednesdayMe:...
    Me: HOLY CRAP! JENNA MARBLES!!!!

  19. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 6:14am EDT
    BE DIFFERENT

  20. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:57pm EDT
    She likes this kid, you go after his little brother because you KNOW you can't have him.
    I let you know how much I like this kid. Me and him ALWAYS talk. He doesn't for a while, why? YOU tried taking him because you KNOW I couldn't have him.
    He didn't even tell me.
    I found out from the girl.
    F*CK YOU.

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