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AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice

1. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2012 5:01pm UTC
   Telling your mom a joke,
   she turns it into the worst thing ever.
   
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2. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 12:35am UTC
   Realizing you spent 5 hours reading all of "TheMascaraSeries"'s quotes and stories...
   Dear God help me and my sore back.
   
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3. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
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   August 11, 2012 3:25pm UTC
   Plot Twist: We can use crayons in highschool.
   
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4. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 2:25pm UTC
   Why do I "Friendzone" guys?
   Because I don't like them.
   Simple.
   Why do I go after "douche bags"?
   Because they hide who they really are, untill they can get to me.
   Simple.
   Girls don't do it on purpose.
   
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5. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
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   August 9, 2012 1:38pm UTC
   IDGAF
   I don't give away food.
   
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6. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
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   August 7, 2012 9:18pm UTC
   My best friend, or little sister, gets to dance with the girls from "Dance Moms"
   I am SO proud.
   She has come SO FAR in dance, and now she is dancing with, like, her idols... I think :) But even before this, she met and maybe even danced with the kids from “Dance Moms: Miami”.
   She has been dancing strong since kindergarten.
   Love you MuffinFries1962<3
   FOLLOW ^ :)
   
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7. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 10:02pm UTC
   When the women in chocolate commercials take sloooooow, and sexual bites.
   I'm just like, "I shovel that sh*t in my mouth"
   
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8. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 2:11pm UTC
   Girl's jealousy: "Omg, I LOVE your shirt! I want it.." "Ugh. I am so fat. Why can't I have her body." "AWE HELLL NO! BACK OFF! HE IS MINE!"
   Boy's jealousy: "DUDE! He has that new video game!"
   
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9. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 1:40pm UTC
   MORE SLEEP
   More tea
   MORE MUSIC
   More books
   MORE SUNSETS
   More creating
   MORE LONG WALKS
   More road trips
   MORE LAUGHTER
   More dreaming
   MORE HUGS
   More fun
   MORE LOVE
   SUMMER'12
   
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10. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    *On Skype*
    *Playing Nintendgos*
    Me: What dog should I get?
    Lexi: Boxer
    Me: Okay.. wait.. too expensive. What other?
    Lexi: Boxer!
    Me: NO!
    Lexi: Boxer.
    Me: Okay, I have one. Should the fur be light, dark, or really dark?
    Lexi: BOXER!
    Me and my sister: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    
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11. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
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    July 22, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    '
    What's up with all the ‘2nd’ Disney movies?
    KEEP THE CLASSICS!!
    
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12. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Pretty soon Witty will be shut down.
    It'll be all our fault.
    Whether you were rude, OR, nice.
    
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13. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    BRB;
    Dodging green turtle shells
    <3
    
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14. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    When I ask my mom for something repeatedly,
    and she finally says, with attitude' "Fine.",
    I feel bad and don't do it,
    <3
    
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15. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:47am UTC
    I only go on Witty now for the stories,
    because I am TRUELY disgusted.
    
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16. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
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    July 19, 2012 10:48am UTC
    Witty's getting a new layout on Monday..
    I don't like it one bit.
    
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17. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Having an idea for an awesome quote.
    Drfiting off for half a second.
    Then go back & re-read quotes hoping you'll remember..
    
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18. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
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    July 18, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    Normal people: oh, hey, its WednesdayMe:...
    Me: HOLY CRAP! JENNA MARBLES!!!!
    
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19. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 6:14am UTC
    BE DIFFERENT
    
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20. AllYouNeedIsAppleJuice
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    She likes this kid, you go after his little brother because you KNOW you can't have him.
    I let you know how much I like this kid. Me and him ALWAYS talk. He doesn't for a while, why? YOU tried taking him because you KNOW I couldn't have him.
    He didn't even tell me.
    I found out from the girl.
    F*CK YOU.
    
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