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You are so beautiful.

No, I'm not. I have tan lines, brown eyes, a big nose, dull hair, fat thighs, thin lips, ragged nails, and my dress size is double digits.

Your tan lines mean you have fun outside. I've fallen in love with your brown eyes. Your nose is exactly perfect. Your lips are amazing to kiss. Your bitten nails mean your strong, you've handled stress. Your thighs are muscular, not fat. And you look gorgeous in dresses, no matter what their size. You are beautiful, and your argument is invalid.


 
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You are so beautiful. No, I'm not. I have tan lines, brown

1178 faves · 23 comments · Jul 8, 2012 2:33pm

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maddylove7 · 1 decade ago
but what about her dull hair
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standstill_lookpretty · 1 decade ago
brown eyes are hot, what's your problem
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hisblueeyes · 1 decade ago
wait so according to you only blue eyes can be beautiful
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sarahbelle · 1 decade ago
Only wish this was true.. -.-
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cheerlover21 · 1 decade ago
thatd be funny if she was like see u even agree that i have dull hair!
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★♡flying high♥☆* · 1 decade ago
Ahh i'm offended everybody loves brown eyes :L
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littleleffler10 · 1 decade ago
What's wrong with brown eyes...

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ThatsJustLifee · 1 decade ago
I never knew having brown eyes was a problemm... because it isn't. :3
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RyansWitty · 1 decade ago
thats what i say to girls all the time. Haha.See theres guys out there that arent jerks.
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NYJKM6 · 1 decade ago
ohmygod if my boyfriend did that to me, I would cry of happiness. legit.
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CaptainJackSparrow · 1 decade ago
can you marry me or
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eims444 · 1 decade ago
Everyone loves brown eyes........
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TheGirlWhoLived* · 1 decade ago
You just made my day this gives me hope.
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GlowingStars · 1 decade ago
what's wrong with brown eyes?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
He forgot the hair, just saying....
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Justinbieberlover181818 · 1 decade ago
<3
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kenziexoxo22 · 1 decade ago
you give me hope(:
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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh · 1 decade ago
What i'd give for every guy to think like this
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ukfangirl · 1 decade ago
I think every girl on here just fell in love with you. And thank you for proving I was wrong about what guys think
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Painthappiness · 1 decade ago
MADE MY DAY <3
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