Lgirl

Status: Ello There

Member Since: 11 Jun 2012 01:24pm

Last Seen: 28 Mar 2013 11:00am

Location: In yo closet

Gender: F

user id: 307618

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Hey Hey Hey:) I'm Lauren, nice to meet ya creeper! Since you're on my profile you might as well learn somethin about me:)

I LOVE watching movies.
I ALWAYS follow back. I love food more than anything , like, EVER. I'm weird, but in a good way.
+Friends, chocolate, Bowling For Soup, Panic! At The Disco, Boys Like Girls, All Time Low, Good Charlotte, Winter, Witty (obviously), SHOES, Animals, Volleyball, Softball, Jenna Marbles, and Dan.
-- When people don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom, planes, bitchy girls. If you don't know the difference between your and you're, GTFO.
My birthday is October 21 (Any twins?)I'm pretty much happy with my life. And I would love a new witty buddy, so comment on me profile.

Oh and my holmes is Haylie (Hgirl)
Go follow her!
I don't have a lot of followers, but I love every one of 'em!

Welp that's about it.
PEACE OUT GIRSCOUT! (or if you're a dude) BOYSCOUT

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Heeeeey, you just called me homeless? and ate chips really close to my face? lol well its hgirl in the hizzay! haha justkidding(:
You and Lakebed? TOO CUTE! hook me up with you know who(;
BAHAHA LOVE YOU BESTFRIEND!

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Lgirl
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:31am UTC

"Guys, be quiet! I'm calling my mom!"
*Friends start making awkward sexual noises in the background*

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posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:16am UTC

My Mom: go to bed!
Me: well sometimes i think i should do crystal meth, but then i think, mmmmmm better not.
My Mom:

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posted a quote
January 2, 2013 3:21am UTC

Tiny hippo had a tiny train.
He loved that tiny train. They went everywhere together, laughing and playing through their tiny land.
Then one day tiny crow swooped down and stole tiny train.
This made tiny hippo very sad. But he decided he would be brave.
So the next day tiny hippo climbed the tiny mountain.......
Crossed the tiny valley........
And climbed the tiny oak tree........
And shanked tiny crow's tiny b/tch a//.
Ain't no one fu/ks with tiny hippo.
Ain't no one.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 3:11am UTC

1. Sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart.
2. Tip over til feet are touching the ground.
3. Get on all fours. You're now a grocery turtle.
NO ONE CAN STOP YOU.

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posted a quote
January 2, 2013 12:30am UTC

Guy 1: Hey Jim have you seen my underwear?
Guy 2: Yes Frank.
Guy 2: Now can you please put your pants back on?

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Lgirl
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 12:27am UTC

6. What is your preferred method of transportation?
A. Foot
B. Car
C. Bicycle
D. Carried by servants

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Lgirl
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Fish: Man I know break-ups are hard. But hey, there's plenty of people on land.

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posted a quote
November 28, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Can you imagine the first ever cuss word?
Bob: FUHK!
John: What was that?
Bob: I don't know....... It just felt...... Right.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 11:32pm UTC

I've never been skydiving
BUT I HAVE zoomed in on Google Earth REALLY FAST before.

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posted a quote
November 6, 2012 11:08pm UTC

Me: Mom! Help! My boyfriend fell and can't get up!
Mom: Pick up your stupid poster and shut up.

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posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Person: What do you do for a living?
Me: I hunt aliens.
Person: But aliens don't exist.
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Person: Well... No.
Me: You're welcome.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Teacher: Ok class give me an example of a coincidence.
Me: My parents got married on the same day.

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posted a quote
October 25, 2012 9:44pm UTC

I've Come To The Conclusion That
Dryer Lint Is The Creamated Remains Of All My Missing Socks.

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posted a quote
October 23, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Whenever I see cute couples in the park kissing, I run up to them and say,
I knew you were seeing someone else!

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posted a quote
October 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Normal People Running: Fuhking Olympian.
Me Running: Lol jk, I don't run.

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posted a quote
October 19, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Thowing ice cubes at people
Who need to chill the fuhk out.

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posted a quote
October 18, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my family.
Police: Where does your family live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you and your family live?
Me: Together.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 6:56pm UTC

I've Never Even Seen
A Bully Steal A Nerd's Lunch Money.

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October 17, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Girl I hate: Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Me: Yeah. That's why I don't go there anymore.

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posted a quote
October 14, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Plot Twist: Madge didn't die in the bombings, but went to District 13 and used their advanced technology to travel to our time. And used Suzanne Collins as a fake identity to write abouit her world of Panem so she could try and prevent The Hunger Games from ever happening.

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