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the name is christina. I'll edit this later.

my brother. idk what i'd do without him (:

ASK ME QUESTIONS PLEASEEEEE: http://ask.fm/chhrisstinnaaa

piano: http://tinypic.com/r/fsa35/6

    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    Liar Liar Pants on Fire
    Chapter 1
    "Just a few more weeks, baby, and I'll be back."
    I stared into his deep, blue eyes, shimmering off the reflection of the sun. I reached my hand out, second guessing myself, but forcing an unsure smile on my face. He smiled back; the upper corner of his lip twitching as tears welled up in my eyes.
    "I love you, Cornelius." I whispered. He grabbed my hand, intertwining his fingers with mine. Our hands fit together like puzzle pieces, as if we were meant to be. Cornelius Daniel Robinson was his full name, but he despised it. I was the only one allowed to call him by his first name, but everyone else knew him as Daniel.
    "I love you too, Ashley," he said to me, so softly I had to strain my ears to hear it. Finally he kissed me on the forehead, so delicately that I barely felt the touch of his cold lips. His breathe felt like ice, always, and that's what I loved about him. He was fragile as glass and sweet as sugar.
    "I want you to listen to me," he said. "Six months, Ash. Six. I need you to stay here. Do it for me. Deny every insult you get from anyone. I know that when you're upset you look for me, but for this time, you can't. You can't call me, text me, email me, nothing. I won't have the technology out there. I was told by my captain that we wouldn't even have access to written letters. So I want you to hear me now and hear me clear. This is a scary world. While I'm gone, I won't be in the safest place, I'm not going to lie. Bullets will be flying all around me. But I'll promise you something. I'm going to try for you. I'll try to stay alive. And the only support I'll have is YOU, babe. Don't back down. You'll see me again."
    Tears dripping down my cheek one by one, I tried to catch my breath. I needed to do it for him. He was going on military leave. I knew it was a dangerous place.
    I wrapped my arms around his body, sobbing. He ran his fingers through my hair, staying by my side as long as he could. "Gate 18-F, all passengers please wait at Gate 18-F. Your plane is getting ready for take off in 5 minutes, ladies and gentleman, 5 minutes," a deep, booming voice called through the speakers.
    He gave me one last kiss, the last one I'll feel for a long time. I rubbed his arm, feeling the muscular indents on his triceps. He was ripped, not gonna lie - but muscles weren't why I truly loved him. Cornelius was one of the most attractive men you'll ever see, with a 6 pack of abs and hip bones known as the v-line. I never understood why he loved me back, I was just a twig, with no curvy figure. Just bones, with tanned skin and long, fiery red hair down to my waist. Snapping me out of my tears, he let go of my hand, caressing my face and kissing me on my lips. "Goodbye," he said. And with that, he was gone.
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    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:06pm UTC
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    you thought that was a read ad didn't you? and you just scrolled over it?

    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    "I'm not good enough."
    Do you ever just sit in your room, alone,
    and repeat that to yourself?
    Holding your head in your hands,
    tears, streaming down your face.
    Feeling like no guy will ever love you.
    Feeling like you'll never be perfect.
    Feeling like you'll never impress anyone.
    well, you're wrong. because honestly,
    people look up to you everyday.
    you just don't realize it.
    because you feel like its impossible,
    for someone to ever want to take your place..
    I know the feeling.

    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    How Girls Get Ready
    wake up.
    face mask.
    pluck eyebrows.
    try on 10 outfits.
    How Boys Get Ready
    put on pants.

    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Love is alot like Pokemon.
    You're going to get a starter, and
    it's going to mean alot to you.
    But throughout the game, you'll
    run into plenty of other Pokemon.
    Some you'll use a Pokeball to catch,
    and others you'll use a great ball
    or even an ultra ball.
    You're going to run into a few rare
    Pokemon, or even a few
    legendary Pokemon, but no
    matter what you do, save your
    Master Ball. Save your Master Ball,
    for that one Pokemon, who is
    truly legendary.

    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Just because I'm not starving in Africa,
    doesn't mean my life isn't rough.

    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    fall in love.
    get kissed in the rain.
    go to africa and save a child's life.
    have children.
    play piano for a famous person.
    meet mark sanchez.
    meet kevin durant.
    play the star spangled banner for the New York Knicks before a game
    walk through a mcdonalds drive thru.
    Go on vacation with my best friends.
    Meet someone that actually cares.
    write a fan letter to a celebrity and get a response.
    get married.
    feel beautiful.
    go to europe.
    have a summer romance.

    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Who wants to be my best witty friend? -You must be between the ages of 12-16.(I'm 13)-You have to be nice, and let me vent to you-I will give you advice & compliments.-You can't be too serious. I'm a crazy girl:DD-Boy or girl, I don't care-We can skype or oovoo. But it's not mandatory(:-Think I'm fake? look me up on instagram(itschristinaa123)and follow me!-Comment below if you'll be my friend((:

    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 9:32am UTC
    && last night,
    he texted me first.♥

    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Names of Some Boy Bands:All Time LowMaroon 5One Direction (US)Fall Out BoyTrainSecondhand SerenadeOwl CityOne Direction (UK) All American RejectsBoys Like GirlsBig Time RushBackstreet BoysThe Wantedthe one that gets 1,923,239,821 top quotes about them:One Direction (UK)See a problem?

    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:26am UTC
    How to Write a Wiz Khalifa Song:1. Sound High2. Talk about Drugs3. Talk about how your car starts at a push of a button {{No offense to Wiz Khalifa and everyone who likes him..because I like him too:D}}

    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Comment on this quote. & I'll write you something nice on your profile.(:

    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Alex Pettyfer and Channing Tatum are going to be in a movie together. and they're gonna strip. I think I'm going to die.

    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    I saw an article that a size 6 became a plus size.
    I'm sorry, that's just wrong.
    Girls, if you're reading this, and you're a size 6,
    you're beautiful.
    honestly, I don't know what this world has come to.
    If you're a size 6, you're not fat. You're curvy.
    again, you're beautiful.

    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Please help me?
    How do you change a layout on Witty? I've been to weebly.com, but it tells me that I can't create one unless I have an account. Is that supposed to happen? Or, if any of you know layout codes can you give me some? I also went to randomrequest.weebly.com but it wouldn't load on my computer. Is that normal? I'll follow you if you help me and fave every single one of your quotes, lol(:

    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    *Me texting my friend today*Me: *sending picture of my crush* He's the guy in the white!Crush: Wait what?Me: *realizes I accidentally sent it to him* OH SORRY Me: I MEANT YOUR NOT HE'S.Me: And it was a question. Damn autocorrect.Crush: I'm so confused.. Me: *thinking* OH MY GOD, HE PROBABLY THINKS IM SOME STALKER FREAK, OH MY GOD. It was awkward. And true story.

    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Child: Why am I named Rose? Mom: Well, when you were born a rose fell on your head. Child: Why am I named Petal? Mom: Well, when you were born a petal fell on your head. Child: DUR HUR, I CAN COUNT TO POTATO Mom: Shut up, Brick.

    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    can someone please explain;
    the One Direction obsession? Like seriously. What makes them betterthan any other boy band? The fact that they're hot? The fact that they say 'cute' things? Because I know a heck of a lot of celebrities that would make some seriously good role models but they NEVER get credit. They don't even know you exist, unless you've met them. But honestly, don't get your life hopes up that you're going to marry them because there are five of them and millions of girls in the world. Yeah they might choose you and guess what? That's AMAZING. But they are just like any other human being in this world. People say they are freaking adorable and that but Bruno Mars writes like the same music (ex. you're amazing just the way you are) and he doesn't have nearly as many fans. Seriously, someone explain. I DON'T get it.

    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Carly Rae Jepsen: Your, stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'. Me: Wtf are these words - Carly Rae Jepsen: Hot night, wind was blowin'. Where you think you're goin' bab - Me: HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY! BUT HERES MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE

    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Abraham Lincoln Got box seats to an awesome play tonight, yeah! 5 hours ago · comment · like
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