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1. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2013 11:24pm UTC
   Luke Brooks
   Boom. Your life's better
   You're welcome
   
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2. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 10:31pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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3. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 9:17pm UTC
   My Mom's been Cancer free for 10 years!!!!!
   I love her soooo much...
   
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4. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   "I need a Vacation {{ Cation Cation }}
   YEAH
   I need a Vacation {{ Cation Cation }}
   there's nothing you can do, doesn't matter where i go just as long as it's away from you
   "
   -Shane Dawson <333
   
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5. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   I wish I was one of those girls who...
   wears no makeup and looks gorgeous
   hair looks perfect even in a ponytail
   gets guys attention without trying
   has super clear skin
   is basically anyone but me...
   
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6. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   The Worst Feeling In the World?
   is knowing you're not good enough
   
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7. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 11:25pm UTC
   In High School Musical,
   multiple times they referred to Troy
   as {{{{{"Tiger Woods"}}}}}
   Awkward because of the whole scandal huh???
   
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8. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   Nice Facebook status {{b/tch}}
   I see you READ the top quotes too
   You wanna know something honey????
   Don't take what's not yours
   
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9. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 9:12pm UTC
   When I was a kid, I knew Miranda Cosgrove as Megan not Carly
   inspired by severely_unconcerned
   
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10. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    When you see he's on Facebook
    so you stare at the little green circle like an idiot
    
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11. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Witty
    About a year ago one of my friends told me about witty. She said that people made quotes and talked to each other on it. I joined, and realized that it actually was an amazing place. It's so different from all those other popular sites (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace...) because for once I actully felt confortable about talking to people. Sure, I didn't really know any of them, and I wasn't "Witty Famous" at all, but wittians don't care about that stuff. In my oinion,Wittians are the best people on earth. They aren't afraid to to write stuff like, "You're GORGEOUS!!!!" on other's profiles, to be honest, or help people nonstop. Wittians give so much support, and have saved countless lives of teenagers that, if not for this site, would've died. Witty is just so amazing it's hard to describe. But the worst, and sometimes best part, is that people go around making quotes, talking, and faving stuff without even realizing how incredibly perfect this whole thing is. Witty to me is like paradise. You can find the most hilarious, nicest, and sweetest people on here. Whenever I read quotes I can't help to think about all the beautiful people sitting behind their computer screens, and be so grateful. Sometimes I feel like people forget, or don't even pay attention to how incredible this wesite is... but maybe i'm not alone.
    
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12. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    
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13. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    Did anyone else recognize Bill Hader in MIB3 right away? His face looked so different but I knew it was him just by the voice :D aha i love SNL
    
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14. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    Me and my friends hanging out
    Me: well, you know... YOLO!
    Random Girl: uhmm YOLO died today
    Friend: Well my middle finger was born today b/tch
    
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15. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Just because
    someone wears a smile,
    doesn't mean
    they're not crying
    on the inside
    
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16. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Guys at my school
    Popular Girl: Omg look! I piece of fuzz fell off my shirt
    Guys: *get in fistfight over who can pick the fuzz up*
    Me: *falls in hallway, books fly everywhere*
    Guys: Eww watch where you're going before we call animal control
    
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17. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Me: haha you have no life
    Friend: well atleasti'm not addicted to witty like you
    Me: Take it back
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: You have 3 seconds to run
    haha, I love Witty <3
    
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18. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    THIS IS THE HOT TEST.... HOW HOT ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING) WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
    1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE? a) Dark (b) Light
    2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: a) Go to a party (b) Go out to eat
    3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a) Baby-Pink b) Yellow c) Baby-Blue d) Turquoise
    4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF: a) Talking b) Dancing c) Taking Long Walks
    5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE? a) Louie Vuitton b) coach c) againt all odds?
    6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING? a) hawaii b) London c) florida
    7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: a) The Beach b) Somewhere Cooler
    8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a) January b) February c) March d) April e) May f) June g) July h) August i) September j) October k) November l) December
    9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a) Chill at home b) Go out with friends
    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF: a) Guitar b) Bass guitar c) Drums d) The Triangle
    11) NAME A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER
    ====NOW MAKE A WISH!==== ................................................ *****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!***** **ANSWERS** > > > >
    1. a. dark= sexy [5points] b. light = sweet [2 points]
    2. a. go to a party = playful [2 points] b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
    3. a. baby-pink = cute [2] b. yellow = loud [3] c. baby-blue = cool [5] d. turquoise = sexy [5]
    4. a. Talking = active [2] b. Dancing = determined [2] c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
    5. a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7] b. coach = laid back [2] c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
    6. a. hawaii = you like being around people [2] b. L.. You are quiet, and like the cold [2] c. florida = You like to party! [5]
    7. a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5] b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
    8. a. January = popular [5] b. February = lovely [2] c. March = rebellious [5] d. April = playful [5] e. May = happy [5] f.. june = chills a lot [5] g. July = smooth [3] h. August = fun [5] i. September = quiet [2] j. October = out-going [3] k. November = pimpin' it [5] l.. December = warm [3]
    9. a. home = quiet, romantic [5] b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
    10. a. guitar = eye-catching [5] b. bass-guitar = mellow [5] c. Drums = crazy [5] d. Triangle = simple [2]
    11. This person will fall in LOVE with you! SCORES!!!! UP TO 17= You can do better than that! 18-20=
    Okay... 21-35 = Rather HOT...! 36+ = OWWW, YOU BURN!!! NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTESAND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11 REPOST AS: HOT TEST & then write your score at the bottom. If you don't repost this you will have the following: ~ You will fail your tests ~ You will cut your finger ~ You will lose someone close to you ~ You will not have a good day for the next 12 years --And if you do repost this you will: ~ be kissed by your crush before next month ~ have good luck ~ have someone fall in love with you ~ have your biggest dream come true
    Score: 38
    
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19. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    This is Me Right Now
    Me:Facebook says he's online
    Me: but I can't chat him
    Me: He'll think i'm a loser
    Me: He's probably talking to his popular friends
    Me: ...
    Me: ...
    Me: ...
    Me: ...
    Me: Chocolate will be my friend
    Me: *eats chocolate*
    Me: *looks in mirror*
    Me: ew
    Me: FML
    Me: now i need something to do besides this
    Me: kk i could clean my room
    Me: *looks at room*
    Me: haha nvm no thanks, that's not happening
    Me: looking through the 16th page of top quotes sound a little more interesting now
    
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20. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    When i was little i used to look atteenagers and think,
    'I want to be them'
    But now i look back at LITTLE KIDS
    And wish the same thing About them.
    i HONESTLY WOULDN'T MIND BEING 5 AGAIN
    ANYONE ELSE?
    
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