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-You sit in your towel after a shower cuz you’re too lazy to get dressed.
-You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-You hate when one string of you hoodie is longer than the other.
- You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t.
-You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it’s serious.--
-You hate when your parents get serious about something funny you told them.
-You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and then copies you in a higher voice.
-You pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-You text the person next to you things that you can’t say out loud.
-You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can’t get past them.
-You’re always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-You use the “sup” head nod.
-You just did the nod after you read it.
-You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-You cheak the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appared.
   
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Can you relate?? -You sit in your towel after a shower cuz you’re

532 faves · 29 comments · May 26, 2012 9:15am

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Supergurrl · 1 decade ago
OMG!!! That is ME!!!!! LOL!!!!
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teamjacob5898 · 1 decade ago
that is so accurate! lol!
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pineapplebaby34 · 1 decade ago
every. single. thing. omggg you are magic :O
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ilovealexevans · 1 decade ago
all the time
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TheTennisGirl12 · 1 decade ago


i'm so creeped out...how did u know i nodded my head? :)
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angelbabeforeveryours · 1 decade ago
haha every. single. one!
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xxlexx6 · 1 decade ago
bahahaha so true!!
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DJKeemas · 1 decade ago
isn't this an old top quote?
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Piinksmooke · 1 decade ago
you know me so well omg xD
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mexismoo · 1 decade ago
hahahaha its not like ive seen this before -_-
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bkk22 · 1 decade ago
ha :) x
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liddo_dreamer · 1 decade ago
LOL I did do the nod. ^.^
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foreverurs · 1 decade ago
ohmygod how did you get inside my head???
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ShannyTheDreamerrr · 1 decade ago
how do you know me so well.
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Chikamex56 · 1 decade ago
ok some of them were like ok its normal but the nodding part was seriously creepy
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pizzaperson · 1 decade ago
every single one haha kinda creepy
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jenlovejoy102 · 1 decade ago
Itsssss Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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AnimexFreak · 1 decade ago
yes to all
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skrewing* · 1 decade ago
I do every singe one. So please, take the camera out of every place i go, cause u must know that too. JK. Love this quote ◠‿◠
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Dolyn0803 · 1 decade ago
every single one
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