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pizzaperson

Status: no, i don't eat a lot of pizza

Member Since: 8 Dec 2011 03:14pm

Last Seen: 2 Mar 2021 10:34pm

Location: USA

Gender: F

user id: 248333

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  1. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4758
    Wishing the weekend was
    longer so you have more
    time to do nothing.
    nmq

  2. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4759
    When your friends say
    stuff around your parents
    they aren't supposed to:
    "What are you doing‽"
    nmq

  3. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4760
    Dear Kit Kat commercial,
    How come when I break
    Kit Kats they don't sound like that?
    - Concerned Customer
    nmq

  4. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4761
    Wishing you could wake
    up tomorrow and it
    would be summer.
    nmq

  5. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4762
    Getting comfy in bed
    then realizing you forgot
    to do something.
    nmq

  6. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 9:14am UTC
    Relatable Post #4763
    Saying "I'm on my way"
    when your still at home.
    nmq

  7. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4764
    Having to pee,
    but not wanting
    to get up.
    nmq

  8. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4765
    That awkward moment
    when you pass by
    someone you used to
    be really close with.
    nmq

  9. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4766
    How I feel trying
    to be a matchmaker:
    "Now kiss."
    nmq

  10. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:32pm UTC
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  11. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4768
    Being an embarassing
    freak with your friends
    in public.
    nmq

  12. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4769
    When I graduate, I will sneak into all
    of my teachers' bedrooms and yell:
    "I didn't get no sleep cuz of y'all.
    Y'all ain't getting no sleep
    cuz of me."
    nmq

  13. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4770
    Pillow Fights:
    Friends: *whack lightly with a pillow*
    Best Friends: *gets the mattress*
    nmq

  14. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4771
    When your best friend
    is presenting something
    to the class:
    "I believe in you..."
    nmq

  15. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4772
    Dear Math,
    I don't want to solve your
    problems, I have my own
    problems to solve.
    Sincerely, all students.
    nmq

  16. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4773
    Sneaking food into
    movie theaters...
    Four dollars for
    a pack of skittles?
    No
    nmq

  17. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4774
    When your favorite song
    comes on:
    "Everyone shhh!
    This is my jam!"
    nmq

  18. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Relatable Post #4775
    I hate being tickled.
    I do not think it's cute,
    I do not think it's funny,
    I will kick you in the face.
    nmq

  19. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 7:46am UTC
    Relatable Post #4776
    That awkward moment when
    you start telling a story and
    you realize no one's listening,
    so you slowly fade out and
    pretend you never said
    anything.
    nmq

  20. pizzaperson pizzaperson
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 7:43am UTC
    Relatable Post #4777
    Never ringing the
    doorbell.
    Just calling or texting
    to say you're there.
    nmq

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