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smoshandtosh224

1. smoshandtosh224
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   January 21, 2014 4:19pm UTC
   Being cruel isn't being cool.
   
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2. smoshandtosh224
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   January 21, 2014 4:14pm UTC
   Just because you're perfect for me
   doesn't mean I'm perfect for you
   
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3. smoshandtosh224
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   May 19, 2013 6:59pm UTC
   My quotes have been pretty lame lately, sorry.
   
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4. smoshandtosh224
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   May 11, 2013 10:43am UTC
   I really, really f//cking hate hearing my little brother cry because of my mom's selfish choices.
   
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5. smoshandtosh224
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   May 10, 2013 10:43pm UTC
   Which unassisted optima going to do a good okay Lordy Lordy Picca Bennicoff wow my fish Trietsch yeah Pisa love Ringo my Faras tweets
   
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6. smoshandtosh224
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   May 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC
   Sometimes, I look out the window when it's raining, and I just stare at the rain and wonder why I even bother anymore.
   
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7. smoshandtosh224
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   February 28, 2013 10:59am UTC
   I don't know what's worse;
   Being brokenhearted,or dealing with those who
   already are.
   
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8. smoshandtosh224
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   February 27, 2013 8:17pm UTC
   An update;
   My friend Maggie, who has bone marrow cancer, doesn't actually have a 65% chance of survival. She has a 30% chance of survival.
   Please, send her some good vibes. The last thing I want is for one of the most kind and caring people in the world to pass away.
   Please.
   
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9. smoshandtosh224
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   February 27, 2013 3:22pm UTC
   Whenever you ask a person what their fears are, death is almost guaranteed to be said at some point. Anyone could agree, even highly religious people convinced they have a path paved with gold straight to Heaven. Death comes in many forms. There's homicide, where one individual is tragically murdered by another. There's suicide, where somebody is so depressed or stuck that they feel the need to escape permanently. There's accidental deaths, such as somebody getting hit by a car or falling off a tall ladder and breaking their neck and spine. There's unpreventable deaths, like miscarriages. There's death by sickness, like AIDS or cancer. The point is, although logical, being afraid of something you can't stop is a little silly. Of course, with the big mystery of Heaven or Hell, or limbo,or reincarnation, people are a little concered about their post-death whereabouts. Whatever way you die doesn't matter. What matters is that you live this life you are blessed with while you still can. Enjoy the simple things. Run your feet through the sand at the beach. Build a snowman. Frolic in the dew-drizzled grass come springtime. Step on some crunchy leaves when autumn rolls around. Bake some brownies. Do some cartwheels. Breathe in deeply, and when you exhale, remember how d//mn lucky you are to be alive, and promise me that you will live life to its fullest while you still can.
   
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10. smoshandtosh224
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    If you aggravate me while I'm already annoyed, I will break into your house, hit you in
    the head with a shovel, and dissolve you in toxic waste - all while forcing you to listen to
    Nickelback.
    
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11. smoshandtosh224
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    February 27, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    I have never felt so lonely in my life.
    
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12. smoshandtosh224
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 10:34am UTC
    You can make a quote about One Direction and get 1848975548274939 faves, and then I make one about my friend having cancer and it gets 2. What the f//ck.
    
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13. smoshandtosh224
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    February 27, 2013 10:10am UTC
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14. smoshandtosh224
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    February 26, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    My friend Maggie is the first friend I ever had.
    First real friend.
    She and I used to play in her toy kitchen and eat cupcakes on ladybug plates.
    She's so unique.
    She loves sock monkeys.
    She has purple streaks in her hair.
    She'd be perfectly content with a pair of red rainboots.
    She and I have so many wonderful memories.
    We listened to a saxophone piece and told jokes while camping.
    She came up with my alter-ego, Dontrell.
    She and I watched the fireworks over the lake in a hammock.
    She held a memorial service for a dead beaver at the beach.
    She ran after my dog who fell into the water.
    She helped me build a hermit crab colony.
    She has bone marrow cancer now.
    There's only a 65% survival rate.
    I am praying to God that she isn't part of the 35% that don't make it.
    
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15. smoshandtosh224
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    February 26, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Why keep myself away when no matter what I'll end up hurt?
    
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16. smoshandtosh224
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    February 26, 2013 10:53am UTC
    The universe ignores me,
    and I ignore it back.
    
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17. smoshandtosh224
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    February 26, 2013 10:51am UTC
    It's the worst damned day of our lives. I made a mess today, but I'm alright.
    
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18. smoshandtosh224
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 10:48am UTC
    I wish more than anything to one day have to courage to tell you how I feel, but I also wish that it would be returned with your feelings, and that maybe, just maybe, they match up.
    
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19. smoshandtosh224
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 10:43am UTC
    "My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."
    -Augustus Waters
    The Fault In Our Stars
    
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20. smoshandtosh224
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 10:35am UTC
    It's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy.
    
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