DJKeemas

Status: i'm just a meme having a good time

Member Since: 31 Jan 2012 11:57am

Last Seen: 21 May 2015 06:44am

Location: uk

user id: 269505

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i'm probably crying right about now

DJKeemas
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 1:50pm UTC

EVERYONE SAYS LOVE HURTS,
but that's not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Everyone confuses these with love. But in reality, love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain, and makes us feel wonderful again...
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DJKeemas
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 1:38pm UTC

我爱你
I love you
MeeAndYoouFormats

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DJKeemas
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 1:35pm UTC

She
paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist.
The paintbrush is the razor, and the canvas is her
wrist.
MeeAndYoouFormats
Quote from Tumblr

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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Proof that girls are evil...
First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls=TimexMoney
And we all know that "time is money"
Time=Money
Therefore:
Girls=MoneyxMoney=(Money)2
And because "money is the root of all evil":
Money=√Evil
Therefore:
Girls=(√Evil)2
So, we are forced to conclude that:
Girls=Evil
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 12:15pm UTC

I'm the type of girl...
who can hide what I'm feeling just with a simple smile.
fave if you think I should do a series
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 12:14pm UTC

I'm the type of girl...
who can watch hundreds of horror movies & not get scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast comes out of the toaster.
fave if you think I should do a series
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 12:11pm UTC

I'm the type of girl...
who will burst out laughing in dead silnece at something that happened yesterday.
fave if you think I should do a series
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Whoever said
nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Notice
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Your noticing it has been noted & will be reported to the Authorities.
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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 4:03pm UTC

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then it could be a dragon doing a duck impression.
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DJKeemas
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May 12, 2012 4:00pm UTC

i'm not as random as you think i turkey.
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DJKeemas
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May 12, 2012 3:57pm UTC

my imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems...
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DJKeemas
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May 12, 2012 3:55pm UTC

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I used to be indecisive.
now i'm not so sure...

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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Ooh drama!
let's get popcorn!
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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 3:49pm UTC

why yes...
i do spontaneously break out in ninja moves
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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 3:45pm UTC

✄
I run with scissors...
it makes me feel dangerous
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DJKeemas
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May 12, 2012 3:42pm UTC

What's this thing you call 'normal'? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your 'normal'!
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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Sibling Property Rules:
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If I'm holding it, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 2:04pm UTC

kissing test♥
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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DJKeemas
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:58pm UTC

How much do I cost?-$2,875
Natural Hair:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
|] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $250
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $500
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1500
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total: $2,875
did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes $0
[] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750

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