Me:Why
did Sarah fall off the swing?
Friend: I don't know, why?
Me: She had no arms.
Friend: okay...
Me: Knock knock!
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Not Sarah
nmq/didntmeantooffendanyone
1354 faves · 32 comments · May 21, 2012 5:38pm
Pacificmermaid812
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1 decade ago
@ collinbriana: bro this happens all the time wtf calm down...
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emilyanne2121
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1 decade ago
why didnt sara laugh?
because she heard this joke like a million times
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morgancolleen
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1 decade ago
ohh my gosh, my boyfriend's friend told me this one at his prom! i laughed for at least 10 minutes.
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YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
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1 decade ago
OH MY GOSH! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! I went around my school saying this and dying of laughter each time. Thank you for making my day. c':
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xthequiteonex
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1 decade ago
GOT ANY GRAPES!!!!!!!! LOL ROFL TROLLLALALALALALALALALL lalalalalalalal! Santa Clause!!!!!! I died this is just lolololo
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missmissygirl90
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1 decade ago
I died.
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DuckAddictant
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1 decade ago
@collinBriana .
chiill!
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CollinBriana
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1 decade ago
THIS IS MY QOTE YOU F******* THIS IS MINE AND YOU GET ALKL THESE FAVES GO TO MY PROFILE MINE WAS HERE FIRST
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love14ever
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1 decade ago
the girls name is mary not sarah...awkward
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Harley91594
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1 decade ago
This is odd, but funny!
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JillLove3
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1 decade ago
HAHA my sister told me that one!!
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BothOfUs
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1 decade ago
my friend did this exact same thing to me last night...
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harm0ny
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1 decade ago
my sister told me this joke haha x)
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FLUTEgirrl16
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1 decade ago
my name is sarah...
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tigerkid
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1 decade ago
this is literally my favourite joke ever.
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Ty1210
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1 decade ago
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
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Katyax96
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1 decade ago
LOLOL :D
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timraandnicole
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1 decade ago
I had this exact same quote with the exact same format weeks ago.
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MyNameIsAryssa
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1 decade ago
My boyfriend said this to me...i told him sarah could knock with her head...he said what people knock on doors with heads?! i said people with no arms...guess who won that argument>:]
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mars* · 1 decade ago
I must say, I've ne ver heard this before! so funny! :)
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