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missmissygirl90

1. missmissygirl90
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 11:55pm UTC
   My witty is all weird looking ! :o
   
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2. missmissygirl90
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 12:03am UTC
   Miss Mary MAC MAC MAC
   All dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK
   With silver BUTTONS BUTTONS BUTTONS
   All down her BACK BACK BACK
   She asked her MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER
   For fifty CENTS CENTS CENTS
   To see the ELEPHANT ELEPHANT ELEPHANT
   Jump over the FENCE FENCE FENCE
   He jumped so HIGH HIGH HIGH
   He reached the SKY SKY SKY
   And never came BACK BACK BACK
   Till the fourth of JULY LY LY
   Who else sang ?♥
   
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3. missmissygirl90
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   YOU KNOW ITS SUMMER
   When everyone posts a picture of themselves in booty shorts and a tank top.
   
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4. missmissygirl90
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 9:50pm UTC
   Just close your eyes
   the sun is going down
   You'll be alright
   No one can hurt you now
   ♥
   
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5. missmissygirl90
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 8:48pm UTC
   Moment When...
   You find out that you're watching a video in class
   Then...
   Finding out it comes with a worksheet
   
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6. missmissygirl90
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   I was forced
   to play
   the recorder
   AS A CHILD
   
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7. missmissygirl90
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 9:55pm UTC
   ALL MY LIFE
   I thought Arnold's
   untucked shirt
   Was a skirt
   ♥
   Hey Arnold!
   
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8. missmissygirl90
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   Delivery Guy: Package for Josh Nichols
   Josh: Thanks, Have a good day.
   Delivery Guy: Dont tell me what to do.
   o.O
   ♥
   Drake & Josh
   nmf
   
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9. missmissygirl90
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   Biggest insult in the world:
   Poof ! Begone ! Your breath is too strong !
   Wait ! Come back ! You need a tic tac !
   Not one not two, but the WHOLE damn pack !
   I aint trying to be mean, but you need some listerine !
   Not a sip, not a throttle, but the whole DAMN bottle !
   WORD
   
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10. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    Fosters Home For
    Imaginary Friends.
    CHEESE: " I like Chocolate milk!"
    Man, I miss that show.
    ♥
    
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11. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Hey, I just met you,
    & this is crazy..
    b u t you are sexy,
    so have my babies
    ♥
    nmf
    
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12. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    IF YOU'RE CLEAN WHEN YOU TAKE A SHOWER
    Why do towels get dirty ?
    
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13. missmissygirl90
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    May 10, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Teacher: I have a fun project for you guys !
    Me: Oh, Im bursting with joy.
    
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14. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Which way did 5 gay guys walk ?
    One Direction
    Just a joke. no offense people !/ nmf
    
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15. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    && who else takes the crust off of their bread?
    
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16. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    
    .
    .
    I CHOOSE YOU!
    <33
    Don't remove credit. kclove5 ©
    
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17. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Fave for hunger games
    comment for twilight
    
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18. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    && who else remembers Jesse McCartney?
    ♥
    
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19. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    FAVE FOR:
    One Direction
    COMMENT FOR:
    Justin Bieber
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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20. missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    " Everybodys' a genius"
    " But if you judge a fish by its ability to
    climb a tree, It will live its whole life
    thinking that it is stupid."
    -Albert Einstein
    
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