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Phoebe*

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Member Since: 24 Dec 2011 01:14pm

Last Seen: 6 Jul 2014 04:21pm

Birthday: November 12

Location: USA

Gender: F

user id: 254986

306 Quotes
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  1. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Wow. The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard
    I fell off my dinosaur.

  2. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Just give it some time.
    Things will get better, I promise you that.

  3. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Mom: You haven't left the house all week.
    Me: So? I have a laptop. That's good enough.
    Mom: Just go and get a life!
    Me: A life? Cool, where can I download one?
    Mom:
    Mom:
    Mom:
    Mom: I'm gonna go and talk to your sister now.

  4. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    There's two types of people,
    those who finish what they start and..

  5. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Whenever your upset
    just picture Glenn Coco giving you four candy canes.♥

  6. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home first.
    Me: *Throws school bag out the window*
    Teacher: Alright, who did that?!
    Me: I did, now I'm going home
    trololololol, saw this on facebook.

  7. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    So then he handcuffed me and said,
    "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
    So I said,
    Channing Tatum

  8. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:34am UTC
    Plot Twist: You like the way things turn out in the end.

  9. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:40am UTC
    If I told you I
    I want your body now
    Would you hold it
    against me?
    ♥♥♥♥

  10. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:21am UTC
    So I'm invisible now?
    Thats cool. I've always wanted to have a superpower.

  11. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    While you sit on thin air,
    // I'll be walking on broken glass \\
    And I'll still be stronger than you will ever be.

  12. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    stop calling yourself hot,
    the only thing you turn on is the microwave.

  13. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Hey , you know why your new girlfriend likes your d*ck so much?
    Ummm , why ...?
    Because her mother told her to enjoy the little things in life.
    F*ck you.
    nmf/nmq

  14. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    I honestly don't remember
    what I did on the internet before Witty ...

  15. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    *In Class*
    Me: Can I use the bathroom ?
    Teacher: What for ?
    Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS , what do you think ?

  16. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    You want a
    perfect girl ?
    Then go and buy
    A Barbie doll
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  17. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    My pet rock has been acting weird lately ,
    I think it's stoned ...

  18. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    In A Year , There Are
    31,556,926 seconds,.
    525,948 minutes.,
    8,766 hours.,.
    I think about you all that time...
    I Love you , food♥

  19. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    I only clapped
    because it was
    finished , not because
    it was good.
    ♥♥♥♥

  20. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
    Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
    Bully: .....
    Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
    Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
    Dad: .....
    Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
    Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
    Brother: ....
    Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
    Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
    Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
    Me: ...this is why I love you.
    nmf/
    all mine♥

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