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Status: I'd sell you out in a heartbeat, and I hate myself for it.

Member Since: 7 Jan 2012 11:12pm

Last Seen: 14 Feb 2016 03:39pm

Birthday: December 10

Location: Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Gender: F

user id: 261329

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Hiya. My name's Tyler.

Rest In Peace Caleb <3 3/17/13
  1. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    Oh Caleb.
    I stumbled upon one of your comments on my profile just now.
    God I miss you like crazy.
    I'm going through a pretty rough time but I know you'd tell me to keep my head up and not it get to me too much so that's what I'm doing.
    I hope you're doing okay in Heaven, or Hell, or where ever you are.

  2. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    I'm not searching the sky
    For a reason to live
    Cause I've found beauty right here
    And the passion to give
    Let me give you my heart
    Let me give you my tears
    Let me give you my life
    Let me give you my fears

  3. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter
    day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don’t worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you’re the one who shot him. He had been a big, twitchy guy with veiny skin stretched over swollen biceps, a tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. Teeth filed into razor-sharp fangs, you know the type. And you’re chopping off his head because, even with eight bullet holes in him, you’re pretty sure he’s about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face. On the follow-through of the last swing, though, the handle of the ax snaps in a spray of splinters. You now have a broken ax. So, after a long night of looking for a place to dump the man and his head, you take a trip into town with your ax. You go to the hardware store, explaining away the dark reddish stains on the broken handle as barbecue sauce. You walk out with a brand new handle for your ax. The repaired ax sits undisturbed in your garage until the next spring when, on one rainy morning, you find in your kitchen a creature that appears to be a foot-long slug with a bulging egg sac on its tail. Its jaws bite one of your forks in half with what seems like very little effort. You grab your trusty ax and chop the thing into several pieces. On the last blow, however, the ax strikes a metal leg of the overturned kitchen table and chips out a notch right in the middle of the blade. Of course, a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardware store. They sell you a brand new head for your ax. As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax, though, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year. He’s also got a new head, stitched on with what looks like plastic weed trimmer line, and it’s wearing that unique expression of “you’re the man who killed me last winter” resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life. You brandish your ax. The guy takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, “That’s the same ax that slayed me!”
    Is he right?

  4. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    Hi guys I'm still alive.
    I want to cut so bad.
    But I'm just listening to screamo music.
    That's weird.
    I'm weird.
    Maybe that's why I don't have friends.
    I'm sorry..

  5. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    Dry those eyes and listen to me.
    You can only be what you want to be.
    If you wish to be dead,
    think of how it'll hurt me.
    I'll cry tears for you.
    Let your angel dry then dry them.
    We'll cry tears for you.
    We'll never be silenced.

  6. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    Bike. Eat. Drink. Talk. Take the subway. Read. Read maps. Make maps. Make art. Finish the Gates application. Tell my dad not to stress about it. Hug my mom. Kiss my little sister. Make out with Noelle. Make out with her more. Take her to the movies. See a movie with Aaron. Heck, see a movie with Nia. Have a party. Tell people my story. Volunteer at 3 north. Help people like Bobby, like Mutata, like me. Draw more. Draw a person. Draw a naked person. Draw Noelle naked. Run. Travel. Swim. Skip. Yeah I know it's lame but whatever, skip anyway. Breathe.
    -It's Kind Of A Funny Story

  7. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    Dear Mother Nature,
    Why exactly is it colder in March than it was in February?
    A Very Confused Teenager

  8. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    See You Soon
    Cemetaries Of London
    The Scientist
    Viva La Vida
    Violet Hill
    Swallowed In The Sea
    The A Team
    Lego House
    Give Me Love
    You Won't Feel A Thing
    For The First Time
    Science & Faith
    If You Ever Come Back
    Long Gone & Moved On
    Dead Man Walking
    This = Love
    Exit Wounds
    Walk Away
    Bullet From A Gun
    The Man Who Can't Be Moved
    The End Where I Begin
    Hall Of Fame
    If you like any of these songs, I will love you.

  9. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    I'm thinking about turning my Witty into a half journal thing.
    Would anyone actually read what goes on in my life?

  10. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    If you love someone,
    l e t t h e m g o .
    If they come back,
    they're yours.
    If they don't,
    t h e y n e v e r w e r e .

  11. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Nobody said it was easy
    It's such a shame for us to part
    Nobody said it easy was easy
    No one ever said it would be so hard
    I'm goin' back to the start

  12. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 10:14am UTC
    like us,
    are allowed to be
    U N I R O N I C A L L Y
    enthusiastic about stuff.
    are allowed to love
    stuff, like,
    can't-control-yourself' LOVE IT.
    Mostly, what they're saying is,
    'You like stuff.'
    Which is not a good
    insult at all."
    -John Green

  13. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Time started: 7:09
    Gender: Female
    Birthday: December 10th 1998
    Eye color: Deep green or deep blue
    Shoe size: 5-6
    Height: 5'2
    What are you wearing: Skinnys and my Student Council '12-'13 shirt
    Righty or lefty: Righty
    Who are your closest friends: Madison, Sienna, Ella, Taylor, Noah.
    Best place for a date?: Movies
    Fave Color?: Blue. Red.
    Fave Number: 12
    Fave Boys Name: Adam, Nathan
    Fave Girls Name: Addison, May
    Fave Sport: Volleyball, Softball.
    Fave Month: December
    Fave movies: Pitch Perfect
    Juice: Lemon
    Breakfast food: Waffles!
    Favorite cartoon character: Finn the Human
    Given anyone a bath: Nope.
    Smoked: No.
    Made yourself throw-up: Yes.
    Gone skinny dipping: Yes.
    Eaten a dog: NO.
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: Noo.
    Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Yes
    Played truth or dare: So many times.
    Been in a physical fight: NO. I'm a pacifist.
    Been on a plane: Yes! I love airplanes.
    Been in a hot tub: Yeshh
    Cried when someone died: Yes.
    Fell off your chair: Yess
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: Noo.
    Saved e-mails: Yes
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: Maybe... Okayyes...
    Made out with JUST a friend?: Noooooo.
    Used someone?: No.
    Whats your good luck charm?: NOTHING.
    Best song you ever heard: Anything by Coldplay. Becausecoldplayisamazing.
    What's your bedroom like: Safari themed and very, very dirty.
    Last thing you said: It's still disgusting.
    What is beside you? A table.
    What kind of shampoo do you use: Suave Kids Cowabunga Coconut.
    Best thing that has happened to you this year?: Like in 2013? I went over to his house. Or in the past year? I have no clue.
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: I DUNNO.
    Chicken pox: No
    Sore Throat: Yup
    Stitches: No
    Broken nose: No
    Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: NO. WHOCOULDEVERDOTHATTOTHATPOORHAMSTER.
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?: Taylor, Noah, and a survival guy.
    Who was the last person that called you: Padre
    What makes you laugh the most?: Madison. Or Taylor.
    What makes you smile?: THINGS.
    your loudest friend: Sienna.
    Do you like filling these out?: Sometimes
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: GLASSES
    Do you like yourself: Noo.
    Do you get along with your family: Not my mom. The rest of them yeah.
    Stolen anything over $50: No..
    What are you listening to right now?: Paradise by Coldplay
    Got any awards?: Yup
    What car do you wish to have: VW Beetle
    Where do you want to get married: Beach.
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: Pretty much everything except my eyes and hair.
    Good driver: I DON'T DRIVE
    Good singer?: Nope.
    Have a lava lamp?: I broke it.
    How many remote controls are in your house: A lot
    Double jointed: Not that I know of.
    What do you dream about: RANDOMSH!T
    Last time you showered: I'm about to.
    Last time you took a bath: I dont even know
    Chocolate: NOMNOMNOM
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper
    Summer or winter: Fall
    Silver or Gold: Silver
    Diamond or pearl: Black pearl
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset
    Sprite or 7up: Dr.Pepper
    Cats or dogs: Cats
    Coffee or tea: BARFYBARFBARF. Neither
    Phone or in person: Person
    Indoor or outdoor: Internet
    End Time: 7:30 pm

  14. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    You're all going to hate me for this.. But I like the scars on my left thigh. I cut for the first time about a week or two ago. With scissors cause I hate razors. But still cuts. I like my scars because they show a point in my life when I was down. And plus this way when I get older, I can show my kids and tell them never, ever resort to that. Never. You get hooked on the feeling and then you get scars. Kind of like drugs and brain damage. You get hooked on the effect and then your life is ruined.

  15. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    Write Ty1210 a letter!
    Dear _______________,
    I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
    (P.S. ______________.)
    No one will probably respond but im gonna try it anyway :P
    Robbed from Soaring_On_Owls_Wings who robbed it from Eli22b who Robbed it from Phillies99 who robbed from BravoSierr who robbed it from AshleyRoseXoXoXo (starting a trend here;D)

  16. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Cause you're feeling it now,
    L E T I T T A K E Y O U A W A Y
    and you want to get out
    T H E R E ' S N O R E A S O N T O S T A Y

  17. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:24am UTC

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    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:17am UTC

  19. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    Hey guys.
    I've been on Witty for a year now,
    and I'd like to thank a few people for being amazing.
    No. I don't talk to them all on a regular basis.
    I love you all so much.

  20. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    I think I've been crying for about 2 hours straight now. I also eraser burned. Like eight times. Woo. I'm a horrible person. Yay. More hysterical crying for Tyler.


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