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Me: Hey, can you pick up some milk on your way home?
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me
: She's not answering me. 
Me: She must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic.
Me: I killed her
Me: I killed my mom.

 
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Me: Hey, can you pick up some milk on your way home? Mom: Me:

1095 faves · 14 comments · Apr 20, 2012 2:05pm

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animegirl101 · 1 decade ago
please anser this but is that true?
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crystalraven4411 · 1 decade ago
hahhahahahhahahahahahhahahah
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dauntless* · 1 decade ago
holy shat Rissa!
1000 faves?!
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OliviaLee · 1 decade ago
@Bubble_Bunny615 she's not being serious..
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Bubble_Bunny615 · 1 decade ago
ya no i dont think this is funny...i think it's sad... we love our moms ... dont we?
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Marykate1239 · 1 decade ago
Lol same here
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i82pies · 1 decade ago
lol! i think that too!
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marleesue · 1 decade ago
FIRST PAGE OF TOP QUOTES!!! :P
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
yepp.
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luvme516 · 1 decade ago
haha!!! alwayyys happens to me! i txt her at work and she doesnt answer and im like holy crap the store got robbed and shes gone AAAHHHHH!!!
lol then she calls
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its_okay_not_to_be_okay · 1 decade ago
omg this just made my life, this happens to me all the time.
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AmandaxXx · 1 decade ago
I ALWAYS DO THIS! or when my mom goes to the bank, and her phone is off I immeditaly think that the bank got robbed, my mom turned her phone off because the burgaler made her, and killed her, but then she comes into the house like 5 minutes later.
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catiemac · 1 decade ago
I just laughed my as...bum off
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pandabear33 · 1 decade ago
I ALWAYS THINK THIS lol
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