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catiemac

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Member Since: 30 Jan 2011 08:28pm

Last Seen: 14 Aug 2018 12:19am

Birthday: April 9

Gender: F

user id: 150175

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  1. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:13am UTC
    grandma: is Justin Bieber still dating that girl?
    me: yeah..
    grandma: well that's because he hasn't met you yet
    me: that statement is correct

  2. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 9:31am UTC
    I've decided that I'm going to write a story, I was afraid that people wouldn't read it and not like it but now I don't care.

  3. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    “You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break – her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.”
    - B o b m a r l e y

  4. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Have you ever cried,
    because you just weren't good enough.

  5. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    If you are a directioner I advise you to watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VqTwnAuHws

  6. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Matt: Does your face hurt?
    Lizzie: no...
    Matt: cause it's killing me!
    Lizzie: ...
    -lizzie mcguire-

  7. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Whenever I'm suppose to do something productive, I always end up on the internet.

  8. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:47pm UTC

    .
    <º))))><
    ♒ Hey I'm a little drunk on you
    & high on summertime.
    .

    -๑

    Format by kclove5layouts)

  9. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Witty Profiles is based near Boston Massachusetts.
    Steve probably lives near Boston Massachusetts.
    I live near Boston Massachussetts.
    That settles it, Steve is my neighbor.

  10. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Long ago, the people of witty lived together in harmony.
    Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
    ...or it was the Dinklebergs, probably the Dinklebergs.

  11. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    my whole life just flashed before my eyes,
    my laptop fell off my bed and crashed onto the ground,
    somehow it is stilll working.
    Thank you lord, thank you.

  12. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Gabriella: When i was singing with you, I felt like a girl.
    Troy: And you even looked like one too!

  13. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Me: yayaya home alone wooooo, only got 20 minutes let's party.
    Me: eeeeyee bezz in trap
    Me: if i laaaay here would you lie with me and jussst forget the wworld
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: no ,because nobody likes you.
    Me:
    Me: adele is beautiful yayaya, go on and taaaake it take it all with my love, don't look back at this crumbl-
    Door: *opens*
    Me: *turns music off in 2 seconds with cat like reflexes*
    Mom: Hi.
    Dog: woof
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: both of you didn't hear anything.

  14. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    *Over Friends House*
    Me: Shoot I forgot my toothbrush. Brushing with my fingers is it.
    *Over Bestfriends House*
    Me: *goes into bathroom* good thing i leave an extra tooth brush here
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Friend: stop talking to yourself loser.

  15. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Oh my gosh, the new witty format is so cute.

  16. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure my boobs are attatched to MY body, therefore they go wherever the hell I want them to, whether there in my shirt or in your face.

  17. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    LETTERS START WITH
    ABC
    NUMBERS START WITH
    123
    MUSIC STARTS WIITH
    DO-RE-MI
    AND LOVE STARTS WITH
    YOU AND ME
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  18. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    The way some people talk to their parents disgusts me.

  19. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    I really want to meet Cat's brother on Victorious.

  20. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Tomorrow's Friday the 13th? I want to try to have the best day ever, just to throw everyone off.

:)

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