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1. animegirl101
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2013 11:14am UTC
   Normal people: I walk in the rain so no-one will see me cry.
   Not so normal people: I walk in the fog so no-one will see me smoke.
   Me: I walk in the wind so no-one will smell my fart.
   
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2. animegirl101
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2013 10:19am UTC
   I want a man
   that would wake up 3 in the
   morning just to hold me tight and wake me up and share
   stories of the past and kiss me gently
   Wake me up at 3 in the moring and I swear I will kill you......
   
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3. animegirl101
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 1:30pm UTC
   Random
   fact no.2
   A secretive way a women saying "F*ck you" is by saying whatever.
   
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4. animegirl101
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 12:37pm UTC
   Roses are red
   violets are blue
   I have five fingers
   the third one's for you
   
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5. animegirl101
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2013 3:35pm UTC
   Random
   fact no.1
   If the amount of water in your body was reduced
   by just 1% you will feel thirsty.
   
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6. animegirl101
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2013 3:54pm UTC
   The three stupid
   stages of life......
   when your a kid:
   energy: ---------------------
   time: -------------
   money : -
   when your an adult:
   energy: --------------
   time: -
   money: --------------------
   when your old:
   energy:
   time:---------------------------
   money:-------------------------------
   I don't get why......
   
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7. animegirl101
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2013 2:39pm UTC
   Friendship is like 1 soul
   in two bodies
   
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8. animegirl101
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   February 24, 2013 2:31pm UTC
   I need google in my brain
   And photoshop on my face
   
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9. animegirl101
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   February 12, 2013 2:11pm UTC
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10. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 11:14am UTC
    Fill in the blanks
    _ _ _ dom
    s_x
    boo_ s
    pu_ s _
    pe_ _ _
    answers: random,six,books,pulse and pearl you dirty minded person!
    
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11. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 10:03am UTC
    If Cinderella's
    shoe fitted
    perfectly then
    why did it fall off?
    
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12. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:49am UTC
    You don't have
    a valentine on
    valentines day?
    Well some people
    don't have a mother for mother's day or some people don't have a father for father's day so stop complaining.
    sorry if your mother of father died
    
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13. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:38am UTC
    *relatives come over*
    *asks a 1985045 times if your dating.
    me: *forever alone*
    
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14. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:23am UTC
    me before going to bed : Ah I'm wrecked maybe I should hit the hay.
    me in bed : I think I've thought of a solution of resolving world hunger.
    
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15. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:16am UTC
    me when I lose a competion : Well winning is'nt everything.
    me when I win a competion : YES, YES I WIN! I WIN! SO GO AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DREAMS LOSERS BECAUSE I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND I AM SO GLAD I DID'NT LOSE BECAUSE LOSING IS FOR LOSERS AND I DID'NT LOSE SO ONCE AGAIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!!
    
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16. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:59am UTC
    American english : Irish english:
    Gray grey
    soda water
    sneakers runners
    math maths
    garage garage ( gar-ij )
    boys lads
    girls lassies
    pants trousers ( trou-zirs)
    potatoe fries chips
    chips crisps
    elementary shcool primary school
    high school secondary school
    color colour
    under-wear pants
    please fave! (took me a long time to make it)
    
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17. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    Carly Rae Jepsen: hey I just met you
    and this is crazy but here's my number so
    call me Maybe.
    Guy: Hi Maybe my name's Gus.
    
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18. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 11:20am UTC
    What if
    we were able to make wishes
    in the past
    and some-one
    wished that
    we could'nt
    make wishes?
    
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19. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    I am 11 and I smoke
    my bacon untill it smells good
    
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20. animegirl101
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:10am UTC
    me and clever bot
    me: your wierd
    cleverbot: call me
    me: what?
    cleverbot: yellow
    me:for a cleverbot your not really smart
    cleverbot: thats what she said
    true story
    
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