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A "Dude" Is an infected hair on an elephants butt.

1510 faves · 27 comments · Jan 1, 2012 3:48pm

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FearlessEffer · 1 decade ago
aka; a pain in the a$$ ..get it ?(;
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abcdance · 1 decade ago
Haha I looked it up and it said that it is but then below that it's not true cuz hair can't be infected!!
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freshasanapple · 1 decade ago
lmfao. this made my dayy..
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LunarEclipse · 1 decade ago
Lol, my friend and I looked this up one time in 3rd grade. A "dudette" is an infected hair on a HORSE'S butt. ^-^
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wasp4 · 1 decade ago
my friend from kindergarden told me that like forever ago haha
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momoluvsu · 1 decade ago
LOOOOL. i always say dude!! :D
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kiki918 · 1 decade ago
how do u make it 3D? i love it!! :)
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Superman5o5 · 1 decade ago
Google it directly, it says it isnt true?

What I mean is it says:
"A dude is an infected hair on an elephants butt."

then below:
"Also, a moron is someone who believes a dude is an infected hair on an elephants butt."

I dont know :/
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albaniangurl123 · 1 decade ago
hahah theres this indian girl in my class that always calls me dude so next time she does I'm ganna say "Did you just call me an infected hair on an elephant`s butt?"
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ItsMeTaylorrr · 1 decade ago
known scince 6th grade.
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Emilyycanfly · 1 decade ago
Hiya infected hair on an elephants butt
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codysimpson143 · 1 decade ago
eww! x]
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Crestfallen · 1 decade ago
Guys, stfu. Unless its YOUR format, which it isn't, Marissa makes her own, and YOUR ORIGINAL quote it is NOT jocked! It is a weird fact, NOT an original! So chill yourselves out! Don't be bitter just because yours might not have made it to the top quotes page. Be happy for her instead of being selfish and being like, " you, my quote." it's NO ONES quote! It's a definition! Honey, I highly doubt you made up the definition if dude anyway(:xoxo
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SkyBluexxx · 1 decade ago
Hmmm....I'll no longer say douche I'll say dude instead...
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katieromo10 · 1 decade ago
ewwwwww
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asiancutie11 · 1 decade ago
... Conversations with ma bezzie will.never be thw same again
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faz99 happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
i knew that xDD still funny though!! :D
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mynameislauren · 1 decade ago
lmfao c:
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
It is also a camel's .
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