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Member Since: 20 Nov 2011 10:11am

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:57pm UTC

Sometimes when things go wrong
it's because they would have turned out worse if they had gone
right.....

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Damnn b#tch....replace your chapstick with a glue stick and
shut the h#ll up!!
nmq/nmf
nmf-shesstuckinherdaydream

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:20pm UTC

We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.

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momoluvsu
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January 29, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Name your dog "The Children." Tell your boyfriend that you're leaving him, and you're taking The Children with you.

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momoluvsu
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January 29, 2012 1:05pm UTC

Find couple at the mall holding hands. Run through them yelling "Red Rover!"

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 1:03pm UTC

Get on your friend's phone, change your name to God, and then text them, "I know what you did."

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 1:00pm UTC

I will invent a bubble wrap that when you pop it, scented air comes out.

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 12:50pm UTC

Go to the South Pole. Do a handstand. Hold the earth up.

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 5:19pm UTC

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing, they were both stuck up b*tches. nmq

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Take a midnight train going anywhere.

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Create an ice cream flavor.
Call it
"Get over Him."
nmq.

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Fave for the end of the world on 12/21/12
comment for living in 2013
Just curious ^-^
nmf.

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 3:10pm UTC

-
Me: "Did Jelena break up? You know, Justin Bieber and Selena."
Friend: "You mean Sestin, cuz that sounds more disgusting XD"

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 10:17pm UTC

To the world you are one person,
b u t t o o n e p e r so n,
y o u a r e t he w o r l d .

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 11:44am UTC

My love life is like an iPhone 4S.
I don't have an iPhone 4S.

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 11:38am UTC

In the future...
teens will look at pictures of crazy trend setters like Lady Gaga, think we all dressed like that, and wonder what we were thinking...

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 11:35am UTC

Learn how to say
"Thank you for the manicure/pedicure"
in all asian languages

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 6:06pm UTC

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Make a sign that says,
"Honk if you hate car horns!"

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momoluvsu
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 10:32pm UTC

& does anyone else remember the good ole days when this happened:
-Spell ICUP
-Sally? What? 5 mins to get rid of it! :D
-Spell PIG backwards and say funny colors after
-playing house
-playing with barbies
-cooties <3
-they're going out OMG.
- l ove didn't matter
-walking home from school with Mommy:)
-flip phones were cool
-reading lollipop wrappers and believing you could do all that stuff if you ate the whole lollipop
-Seeing Santa and the Easter Bunny <3
-Money under the pillow when you lost a tooth
-being a tomboy or complete girly-girl
haha i love childhood (:

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