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Superman5o5

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Member Since: 10 Aug 2011 09:01am

Last Seen: 30 Jan 2013 12:58pm

Location: Australia

Gender: F

user id: 206026

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Hi, my name is Max and I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

I love Doctor Who, Tumblr and chocolate :)

Tumblr: superman5o5.tumblr.com

We Heart It: weheartit.com/superman5o5

 


  1. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 4:28am UTC
    Write quotes to express, not to impress.

  2. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 3:02am UTC
    Imagine what it's gonna be like when One Direction plays their last concert...

  3. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 10:15am UTC
    Next time you're standing infront of a mirror, look yourself right in the eyes.
    Can you say, "I love you"?
    If so, do you mean it?
    I know too many people who can't even look at their reflection and say they love themself.
    If you think nobody else does, well remember that I love you. Because really, I do.

  4. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Sometimes when I'm lazy and I'm scrolling down Witty I favourite a long quote without reading it all then keep scrolling
    but I feel bad so I go back and read it.

  5. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:37am UTC
    Take the
    HOPE
    or the
    DREAM
    or the
    SONG
    or the
    DANCE.
    You might choose the
    JOKE.
    You might take the
    CHANCE.
    Take the
    RISK
    or the
    SCARE
    or the
    STUNT
    or the
    RIP.
    Which prize will you pick from today's
    LUCKY DIP?

  6. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:15am UTC
    Grr! I just made a really nice quote and it
    took ages, and when I went to add it I
    COULDN'T IT WAS TOO LONG
    ...Okay, it was 8192 characters long.
    But still.

  7. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:48am UTC
    Tumblr: People of Earth...
    Tumblr: We're currently performing scheduled maintenance and will be back shortly.
    Tumblr: See you soon!
    Me: WTF
    Me: I'm not from Earth
    See for yourself though, it actually says that if you try to go on Tumblr.

  8. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:43am UTC
    Steve: For the love of cats, please follow the rules.
    Me: CATS
    Me: HE SAID CATS

  9. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:37am UTC
    I'm in a very fragile state now that Amy Pond and Rory Williams are gone.

  10. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:23am UTC
    Some elaboration on my quote
    about stupid English literacy.
    - Knock Knock
    - Who's there?
    - To
    - To who?
    - To WHOM.

  11. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 7:29am UTC
    The English language is stupid.
    ...If all the rules we the same, "Ghoti" would be pronounced "fish".
    Enough (f sound)
    Women (i sound)
    Position (sh sound)
    Also, homonyms. If that's not enough proof, I don't know what is.
    Saw/Sore
    I/Eye
    To/Two/Too
    WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT
    WHY
    Even the names are confusing: homonyms, synomyns, antonyms etc etc
    Sure is not pronounced "ss - uh - ree". It's pronounced shor.
    I before E except after C. Oh, unless you're talking about 'science' or 'chief' or 'neighbour' or 'weigh' or any other freaking word
    Work pronounced werk
    Walk pronounced work
    Once pronounced wuns
    Silent K's. Actually, silent letters in general.
    Who and How always confused me (still do, actually). I don't know if that's just me though.
    Minute and minute. omG WHAT THE HELL I hate words spelled (or spelt? f^ck) the same with different sounds
    For a list of more idiotic hitches in the English language, look at www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/esl.htm
    Oh my freak, I hate English literacy rules so much V___V

  12. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:54am UTC
    I looked up "prettiest girl in the world" on Google Images and this is the first picture that came up:
    i83.photobucket.com/albums/j286/xXStIkFaSXx/lolz.jpg
    OMG SO PRETTY

  13. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 5:00am UTC
    "I'm so stupid!"
    said the straight-A student.

  14. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 12:04am UTC
    A girl I know gave me some very good advice. It was, "Don't ever call someone your best friend. It'll just hurt more when they leave". It may sound sad but it's very true, since everyone leaves at some point. Friends aren't made to last forever, and when you lose your "best friends" it hurts a lot more than just a friend.
    Kinda ironic, since I don't really talk to that girl anymore.

  15. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    There are a lot of quotes I would love to make, a lot of things I would love to vent, but people are so judgemental and they take things the wrong way. So I can't.
    Which is sad, because that was the whole reason Witty started- making quotes. It certainly wasn't made for you to be afraid to post something. :/
    (Also I don't know where the vent option is! Did Steve take it away? Is he did WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE IT AWAY STEVE?! Noooooo).

  16. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    my brother put a password on his user
    I guessed it in 2 tries...
    Don't make your password "Minecraft".

  17. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:18am UTC
    Voldemort
    is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a ring,
    a necklace with a locket, a pet that he adores and he obsesses
    over a famous teenage boy ♥

  18. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 5:19am UTC
    www.yo♥utube.co♥m/watch?v=MmukW1sNlIk
    Remember me? (I hope this makes you smile).

  19. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:01am UTC
    The meaning of life is to live.
    How come nobody gets that...

  20. Superman5o5 Superman5o5
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 4:08am UTC
    As much as I hate to admit it, the boy in my class that always cries and sooks has really REALLY good fashion sense and
    the most annoying boy I have ever met in my entire life, who has turned everyone against him, has the most perfect laugh ever. :/

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